Meet Dr. Erenivozowsky. One of the world's leading detectives, he is constantly circumspect and ready for every case.

United States has not been the perfect union everyone claims it is. Something is specious. What could it possibly be?

Most people prefer to discuss with representatives so that they have a say in how the United States is being ruled.

But today, the government has ridden the people of their right to do this. Everyone is taking a bellicose attitude towards the government.

Our government is circumscribed in what it can do. This way, corruption does not rule over the United States.

But today, the government is allowed to imprison people without any reason at all. Demagogues dominate every corner of the United States.

Also, Tom Billy, the son of Mr. Bill Billy, has gone missing.

Mr. Bill Billy, the concerned parent that he is, has offered a billion dollar prize for anyone who can find Tom. Dr. Erenivozowsky is, like usual, on the case.

$1,000,000,000!

On it!

First he begins where Tom was last seen. That was the park on the corner of Raspberry lane 75035.

He looks over the park. A half-hour later, he had gathered an array of clues. "A walk in the park," he calls it.

A walk in the park!

Clue 1: A glove was lying on the ground. It was completely unattended and slightly torn, as if it was yanked off with violent force.

??

Clue 2: A baseball bat was lying in the same area. It was damaged, as if it was hit against a wall or any other object.

!!!

Clue 3: There was a cap lying on the floor. It was also slightly ripped, as if someone had yanked the person off his cap.

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Getting clues is easy for Dr. Erenivozowsky. The hard part is putting together what it means. So, without further delay, he ran these clues to analyze in his private laboratory. The results were astonishing.

The bat belonged to Tom Billy, as suspected. This was found by imaging the fingerprints on the object. The cap and the glove, however, were owned by a man named Mr. Weirowinowsky, who was an orphan and one of the main supporters of Limited Government and Popular Sovereignty.

What's even more queer is that attached to the end of the bat were a few hair follicles. These belonged to none other than Mr. Weirowinowsky.

Mr. Erenivozowsky was confused. This didn't look like a case of a missing Tom Billy, it looked like a case of a missing Mr. Weirowinowsky. The hair follicles were evidence that he was hit in the head, and probably knocked unconscious, by Tom's bat. His cap and gloves were torn, evidence that a struggle was underway.

What??

One can never be too sure. Mr. Weirowinowsky was supposed to have presented at the Lincoln Middle School about the Bill of Rights today. He called the school. They said that he, for an unknown reason, had to divert from the intended schedule and could not show up. What exactly happened, no one knew. But one thing was certain; this is more than a missing Tom Billy case.