Once upon a time there was one whack family. In this family there was the father Zeke, the mother Gretna, and their son Zeke Jr.

Zeke valued his family but there was one more thing he valued more, and that was his handmade birdhouse.

I love my birdhouse.

One day, Zeke noticed that his bird house was missing and this was very problematic for him.

Uh? What the?

So, Zeke asked his son Zeke Jr. if he had seen it anywhere.

Zeke Jr. have you seen my birdhouse anywhere?

Uhm, uh, nope.

Zeke knew that if his son didn't know where his birdhouse was, it must be his wife Gretna that stole it. Feeling very angry Zeke confronted Gretna.

Why would you take my birdhouse Gretna you know that is my favorite birdhouse?

What are you talking about? I would never take your birdhouse Zeke.

This led to a huge argument between Gretna and Zeke. After thirty-eight minutes of fighting Gretna was so upset that Zeke would accuse her of doing something she didn't do, that she left.

Good.

I'm leaving.