Lilly Singh

Paramjeet Singh

This is very much so based on a true story.

What up everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman and I am sick so I can't hear myself and how loud I am being. Hello!

And I think I speak on behalf of millions, and millions of people when I say my mother is obsessed with cleaning, like, it's a legit an addiction.

Hello. My name is Paramjeet.

Welcome. Share a little bit about why you're here.

Ok, my family think I have problem with cleaning too much, but I don't think so.

I just think they're dumb heads...

Thank you.

My mom doesn't just clean and then call it a day, nah, she cleans and then she does everything in her power to ensure things remain that way.

3:00PM

Good.

4:00PM

Any more dishes? No. Good.

4:03PM

Still good? Good.

My mom will check the dishes in the sink if they're are a child that will mess up the place when she's not looking.

What do you think is happening when you're out of the room?

It's like the plates and glasses are gonna recreate Beauty and the Beast just-

BE OUR- Be our guest? Be my guest? What is it?

You know what I'm talking about.

Honestly, like, she believes someone is going to break into the house and steal nothing, but they will dirty the dishes.

And not only does she continuously check on the dishes, she proactively cleans them.

When you finish with glass, I wash it.

No. Not yet.

Ok, you let me know when you done so I wash it.

Will do.

Mom, I'm not done.

Let me do, let me do. So dirty, so dirty.

Like, my mom has already somehow washed the dishes that I'm going to use next Friday. It's wizardry.

Here's the thing; my mom thinks I'm crazy for not acting the way she acts. Like, I'm a clean person, don't get me wrong, but my life doesn't revolve around doing chores, no.

My life revolves around eating like a normal person. My mom on the other hand; she thinks she's normal and it's not just like my mom casually cleans. No, there's levels to this ish.

Levels, levels.

Here's the tier breakdown; Tier one: we have guests.

Oi Sweetie, your aunt coming over, okay? Make sure you clean your room and do broom.

Tier two: Season Cleaning

New Year's coming. We need to do deep cleaning, okay? Make sure you do dusting, organize cupboard, go through closet, find clothes you want to do donation.

And then Tier three: the most horrid of them all, there's a wedding in the family.

Okay, you sister's getting married! We need to wash every wall, polish doorknobs, clean inside of garbage, climb ladder, dust light bulb and then clean ladder. Let's go!

Is this just an Indian thing? Comment down below and let me know. Because when my sister got married, I swear! My mom went crazy.

She out here acting like if there was dust on the floorboards, my sister would get divorced.