Hi, Snow!

Hi, Isabel!

Trouble with Deciding

Isabel Ruoxin Yang and Snow Leqing Wang

A Play Script by

Cast of Characters

Isabel Yang

Snow Wang

Felix Yang

Anne Wang

Mr. Yang

Mrs. Yang-Wang

Mrs. Chen-Yang

Mr. Wang

The two older girls

Both girls

Both

The younger ones

Both Parents

Both Parents

All Parents

Scene One

Isabel: Hello, Snow!

Snow: Hello, Isabel!

Isabel: How are you doing, Snow?

Snow: Fine. How about you, Isabel?

Isabel: I'm Fine.

Both Girls: We are going to have a play date! Yepi!

Scene Two

Anne: Hi, Felix!

Felix: Hi, Anne!

Both: Play Daaaatttttttteeeeeeee! We love play dates! We love play dates! We love play dates! We love play dates!

Isabel and Snow: STOP IT YOU BOTH CUTE IDIOTS! RIGHT NOW!

Felix: Hey, that's mean.

Anne: Yeah.

Scene Three

Isabel and Felix's dad (Mr. Yang): What on Earth is going on here with you four?

Isabel and Snow: They are sooooooooooo noisy, loud and annoying!!!

Felix and Anne: We are soooooooooooooo excited for our play date. So we are shouting and saying 'We love play dates', but these two older girls are saying mean things like the word 'Idiot'.

The Older Two Girls (Isabel and Snow): No we're not.

Mr. Yang: Well, if I hear more yelling, I will amsue the little ones for tattling on you two.

The Older Two Girls: Thank you!

The younger ones (Felix and Anne): No Fair! No Fair! No Fair! No Fair! (They continue for 6 more times, and then they cry)

Mr. Yang: Stop it, you two. Or else me and Mrs. Wang will amsue you both right now.

Scene Four

Mrs. Wang (Snow and Anne's mother): Calm.

The younger ones: But they are soooooooooo mean!

The older two girls: No we're not. Your tattling.

The younger ones: What is tattling?

The older two girls: Tattling is when you are being annoying, stupid, and such a thong.

The younger ones: What is annoying? What is stupid? What is being such a thong?

The older two girls: What do they teach you in school?

The younger ones: How to learn?

Snow: Wrong.

Isabel: They teach you a langrage.

The younger ones: What langrage??????

Isabel: Some langrage.

Snow: This langrage. We will teach it to you. Listen to us, you two idiots!

The younger ones: Okay.

Snow: (whispering) Ready, Isabel?

Isabel: (whispering) Ready!

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The younger ones: Uhhhhhhh! THAT'S NOT A LANGRAGE!

The older two girls: That is. You just don't know. You will know when your older, you idiots! klj;dfsalkj;asdlkj;ds;lkj :Oiituhvo5iyutiuyituyituytiuyo595 294789%836)(&^^*^$#@ <>":?:">?_(~!@#1``1`23456.

The younger ones: UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMY! DADDY!

Isabel: That's babyish.

Snow: Yeah.

The younger ones: What is babyish?

The older two girls: UHHHHHHH! You guys are real idiots!

Anne: No, we are not.

Isabel: Shut up!

Felix: That's mean.

Anne: Yeah.

Scene Five

Mrs. Yang-Wang: What's going on that causes you and Isabel to come over here?

Snow: The little ones, Anne and Felix, were soooooooo noisy and are being such idiots!

Anne: Isabel and Snow are lairs!

The two older girls: Egh.

The younger ones: What is Egh?

The two older girls: Haha. Proof you two are such idiots!

The younger ones: Mean girls. MOMMY! DADDY!

Mr. Yang and Mrs. Wang: What's wrong?

The younger ones: The older girls are soooooooo mean to us!

Both Parents (Mr. Yang and Mrs. Yang-Wang): Okay, Isabel and Snow, stop being mean to the younger ones.

The two older girls: No we're not mean to the younger ones. They are tattling on us.

Mrs. Yang-Wang: OK. Anne and Felix, why did you guys tattle?