Hello! I'm Dawn Glitter, your new tailoring teacher. Come with me.

Dawn Glitter's students

Peter

Me (Joanna Judes)

Lico

Ariel

Tiana

Hello! I made this soft toy frog on my own at Ms. Glitter's class. I call him Prince Naveen, because he looks like my friend Naveen.

Belle

Hello! Tailoring is not my style usually, but because of this class, I sometimes feel that tailoring IS my style.

Joanna Houston

Hehehe! I'm Joanna Houston, also known as Jones the Terrible! Look at my new dress!

Maleficent

Muhaha! I'm Maleficent, a friend of Jones's!

Socialism

Hi! Maleficent is my big sister!

Jasmine

Hi! I am Jasmine from Agrabah!

Jones, my friend Ursula will come for snacks!

Of course, Mal! I'll set the tables!

Mal! Jones! I'm here!

Get out, Ursula!

Ursula

Pocahontas

Delivery girl Din Yang

Give me the noodles, stupid!

I will not deliver food for Miss Ursula! I'm going!

Merida

Zoey

Jones and Maleficent are very stupid!

They invited another stupid girl to tea!

Alice

Miniona

I have some special candyfloss...

Ice

Love

Poison

Wind

Water

Earth

Citrus

Bats

Shape

shifting

I have my dad's trident.

I have my Genie lamp!

I have the magical flower in my hair!

I have my magic hair!

I know karate!

Now we'll all be safe!

Aurora

Astra

Hi!

Hey, are you new? No, sorry, I'm so forgetful. You're Astra!

Help! Help! I feel like throwing up in the water! Hope the fish eat my puke and die!

Do you like my underwater hideout, Joanna?

Help us!

But Urs, the stupid Ms. Dawn Glitter will look for us! And we'll be suspended if she finds you at the camper!

Cruella de vil

Maleficent Crowpoop, you're a coward! Let's just have tea here. Don't fear that Joanna Judes and her stupid friends!

Gothel

Cruella's right, sweeties. Let's feast more! Muhaha!

Kirsty

Mimi Narwhal

Loveth

Lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yip! Look at me! Mimi! Loveth! Are you all right???

I love these Halloween decorations!

Harley Quinn

What's that noise?

Quick! Stop the van! Harley, let's wade across the sea to get to those poor creatures!

Yes, Aurora.

I'm Kirsty, a mermaid! That stupid Ursula cursed me, my pet narwhal and my pet mermicorn!

Stupid Ursula! With a brain filled with raccoon poop!

Bubbye!

Menchika

Principal Berna

M...ma'am...

Joanna Houston! Where have you been?!

Ma'am, Mal and Jones were hanging out in the ocean with their friends!

Sharolyn

Mal! This is all your fault! YOU invited Ursula! Now we're suspended!

Don't fret, you fools! Let's visit Gothel and Cruella!

It's not my fault. That tattletale Sharo ruined our fun!

Ben

Stupid Ben! Put down your iPad and study!

Go away, Joanna!

Happy birthday, Jones! I'll surrender my iPad for 100 years, just for you!

No, Ben baby! No! Keep playing with iPad! We're bad, aren't we!

Dear stupids,

You are invited to my birthday party! Come, or I will show you my underpants! Ursula will perform a sea witch dance, Mal will perform a magic show, Cruella will perform a dog trick with her 101 dalmatians and Gothel will sing a horrible song!

Yours faithlessly,

Joanna Houston (Jones)

You are not going to the party, are you?

Of course I am not going. Joanna Houston is stupid!

We decline Jones's offer!

No! Both of you kneel down! Gothel will flog you both!

Mal! Jones! Why is Cruella here? Both of you are suspended for a fortnight!

Uh oh.

Next Day

Hereka (Bible teacher)

A... a... am...

A-M-E-N. Try again, Alice. It's Amen.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

What was that?

Stupid Jones interrupted our Bible class!

Look at her crying like mad!

She became mad because of drinking alcohol at her birthday party!

Woah woah! Look at the amount of alcohol Jones and her idiotic friends drank! Little readers, alcohol is not good for your health. It makes you mad like Miss. Houston there!

Laika Laika sing sing sing. All the bells are singing, all the birds are ringing, zinc zinc zinc!

Jones has become mad! And so have her friends!!!

Mummy, please, five more minutes! I am not going to school today! Ah! No school today! I am very jolly! Toodaloo!

Call the psychiatrist! Mal is mad!

Ursula licked me!!! Ewww!!!

Hello? Mashushushuuuuuuuuuuu! Falala...

A is for apple, B is for ball...

See what I mean? Jones and her friends are mad, that's obvi!

Mary Jane

Doctor Philippa

Yuck! Doctor, she's drooling!

Hello! I am a psychiatrist! My name is Philippa. Peter, please check the patients.

Is it F?

No, it's E. You need thick eyeglasses with a triple dose of eye power.

Nothing is wrong with your skull...

Your hair is too dry! You need cold oil for your hair follicles!

Pulse is normal. Wait please, let me bring the stethoscope.

Your nose, tongue and ears are red!