Hello.

I am going to tell you a story.

Now...

Actually, I'm fine-

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Now...

STOP

Why?

BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN

So?

WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU SHOULD JUST SKIP TO THE POINT ALREADY

*gasp* Excuse me?

That's just rude