We looked as Rainman's house burned. He was stuck in his corroding bedroom, watching in horror as his bed caught on fire and started to slowly catch on fire. His clothes turned to ash, and he died looking up at the early morning sky.

We ran and we ran and fell in a hole. Rainman's house exploded as we fell...

We looked at the big room that appeared, and saw an elevator on the other side. We got in and let it do its stuff. It slowly took us to the top, before exploding at the surface of the Earth and flying thousands of feet into the sky. "This is not a good eleva-" BOOOOOOOOM! We fell into a room made of gold, and crashed through it to the roof of an underground house. We crashed through floor after golden

floor of the house, until the elevator cracked in half down about ten dozen floors. We looked around at golden walls, golden furniture, golden TVs, golden tables and golden chairs, golden books, golden phones and computers, golden refrigerators, everything was gold. We stood up and looked out a golden window, seeing a sheer drop of miles. "This must have cost trillions of

dollars," said Liam. "And I think this is the wrong vortex," I replied. Suddenly, there was a whooshing sound and a soulsucker grabbed a golden chair and threw it at us. It blew through a window, crushing it and falling with a thud after ten minutes.

We jumped out of the window at the sight of the soulsucker. As we fell, we saw a room with three soulsuckers playing Min-

ecraft. I grabbed onto the windowsill, but Liam kept falling. I grabbed my sword off my belt and stabbed a soulsucker. The other two ripped pieces of ice off the sill, and used hot water to melt the foot-long icicles into spears. "Getting smarter, are you?" I said. "I guess not!" I cut the icicles in half as the soulsuckers looked in astonishment. "Yeah."

At the soulsuckers' utter amazement, I cut their golden PC cleanly in half. The soulsuckers started crying as they were decapitated in one swift stroke of a sword, but it was not mine. "dada?" said a soft voice behind me, and I looked to see King Diamondman V. "Where were you in the last book?" I asked.

We heard a thud on the ground, and we

ran down a long spiral staircase until we found something.

THREE DAYS LATER

Turns out, the something was Liam's leg. We saw him laying, unmoved, on the ground of the skyscraping mansion. "OH, NO!" said King Diamondman, sympathetic as any baby king.

We took him to the 349,930th floor to the

cyboRg making

shop; 349930th

floor

and threw him in the machine.

"huh?" said Liam, waking up on a stiff wooden board. "You fell off the top floor

of the mansion. Idiot," I replied. "You have been put in the body of a robot, or a cyborg." "AAAAAAAH!" screamed Liam. We walked him to the staircase. Metallic thuds banged on the floor and attracted hundreds of soulsuckers. "RUN!" we shouted, but the soulsuckers were no match for King Diamondman V. He stuck out his hand, holding a ball inside his hand.

"This is a Power Orb. It was inside King Diamondman I's diamond throne. The reason that he died trying to get to his throne with such haste is because he didn't want the precious orb to catch fire. The orb called to me inside the grave of my great-great-grandfather, and I just had to take it out." He threw the orb at the soulsuckers. They looked at the orb, and exploded.

"Since when did that kid-" started Liam, but I interrupted with "You were out for ten years. Diamondman is a tween and I am in my early fifties, and you are too." We ran down to the bottom of the mansion, and Diamondman threw his orb at the ground. We teleported up to the surface. Superfire Steeveeys, yes, multiple Superfire Steeveeys, were destroying the world.

We looked in horror at a Steeveey in a city, next to a building thousands of meters tall. It was black and pieced together by black bricks. Steeveey hit the building, and it fell, expanding on all sides, and crushing Steeveey, it exploded in the night sky.

We found Liam miles away from the crater, bruised metal expanding from his rubber cyborg body. He touched a button on his

cyborg, and turned into a white ball before popping out fully repaired.

We ran and we ran and we stopped when we saw a, well, saw! A saw was cutting wood into a ball, and it looked almost finished. We ran, but it started rolling faster than us. Me and King Diamondman V got away, but Liam was crushed.

Liam's cyborg body exploded out, and he came out of the explosion back to normal.

We started running once again, and saw the big mansion. King Diamondman grabbed a sword from the ground and threw it at the mansion. It swung, the foundation rocking, and crushed into the side of the small borehole it was in, exploding as we ran. A giant boom rocked