Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives.

Why did the dog cry when he returned?

Because he had a ruff day.

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.

What weighs 4,000 pounds and wears a glass slipper?

Cinderellephant.

What types of markets do dogs avoid?

Flea Markets.

Why are zebras amazing at bowling?

They get stripes all the time.

Why did the lion cross the road?

To get to the other pride.

Why are tigers so bad at baseball?

One, two, three stripes and they're out.

What do you call a mouse covered in muck?

Mucky mouse.

Why did the fastest cat in school get lunch detention?

Because he was a cheetah.

What should you name your baby T-rex?

Tyroneasaurus Rex.

What country does a teacher not want to hear?

Iran.

What is a frog's favorite day of the year?

Leap day.

What do you call an Arctic bear that loves the sun?

A solar bear.