Hello! Narrator here! When you picked up this book, you probably wanted a story about people. This story is about cows. If you like cows, you're in luck. If you don't, well, then this is not the book for you. Anyways, enjoy!

Mr. Moomemoocow was having a normal day at the farm, when Moomoo started spying on him. Of course, he didn't know this, so he was still eating.

While Moomoo was spying on Mr. Moomemoocow, he noticed a lot of things that make him annoyed.

"AAARGHH!!!" Moomoo said as he stomped in anger. "I can't take this anymore! I have to get rid of him! But how...?"

A minute later, Moomoo managed to brainstorm up a plan to make Mr. Moomemoocow leave. "Now all I have to do is SCARE HIM." Moomoo said loudly.