This is for all the crazy people out there.

Even Robots Need Breakfast...................3

The Recess Mess.......................................5

The Girl.......................................................8

Aliens Ate My Homework.........................11

The Man.....................................................13

A Delicious Disaster..................................15

The Ghost...................................................17

The Genie...................................................19

Clones.........................................................22

The Mixed Story.........................................25

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Even Robots Need Breakfast

This morning, I invited a a robot to breakfast. He started doing something weird.

     “What are you doing?” I asked.

     “Making a cheeseburger,” he answered.

     “A cheeseburger?” I asked. “That’s not a proper breakfast. Why don’t you make pancakes?” 

The robot beeped. His metal head spun around, and then he punched me in the face. When I woke up, the robot was shooting pancakes out of his arms and they piled up to the ceiling. 

“Dude, chill with the pancakes!” I shouted. 

The robot listened and stopped making pancakes but started shooting bursts of maple syrup out of his head. A giant glob of maple syrup came flying at my body and flung me across the room.

"Stop!" I shouted.

The robot didn't listen. Soon the room was filling up with syrup, just like it had with the pancakes. I needed to get out of here fast but the food was blocking the doorway. I realized that my only way out would be eating all the pancake and syrup piles. Three hours later, I was finally free and had a terrible stomachache. Don't ever invite a robot to breakfast!

The Recess Mess

Today during recess, a large truck pulled up to the school yard. 

     “Someone ordered 100 basketballs,” the truck driver said. “We are also delivering 50,000 gallons of Coke.” 

     The truck driver backed the truck onto the soccer field and all the basketballs fell out. They started bouncing all over the field and knocking the youngest students over. The students who didn’t get knocked down pulled out their cell phones and started taking pictures and videos to post to TikTok. They used the Chicken Noodle Soup sound for their videos.

All the students who were laughing and posting videos suddenly got swept away in a giant wave of Coke. They weren’t laughing anymore. There was one kid who didn’t get swept away because he had a floatie around his body! He started drinking the Coke, one gallon at a time. He didn’t know that it was magical Coke. His body began inflating and he grew wider than the entire soccer field. All of a sudden, he started flying. The students looked up and saw the giant Coke-filled boy going up towards the clouds. He had just saved their lives and they needed to help him get down!

The kids began throwing needles at him and every time one hit his body, a little bit of Coke sprinkled out like rain. The kids opened their mouths and started drinking it. As the Coke left his body, he slowly started falling back down to the ground. When he got all the way down, everybody was cheering! Suddenly, all the kids who drank the magical Coke rain started floating up into the sky too. This recess is a mess!

The Girl

There once was a little girl who got lost in the woods and ended up at a haunted house. She didn’t know it was haunted so she walked inside. She wondered if anybody was home. Suddenly, the door slammed behind her. Loud noises were coming from upstairs, so the girl decided to go investigate. She started walking upstairs to find the creepy noises but she was too scared to make it to the top. The little girl decided to call her friend, a brave talking rabbit.

The talking rabbit ran as fast as he could to get there. He got a bit distracted by a puppy on the way, but then he remembered that his friend was in trouble. When he arrived, the first thing he saw was a dragon! The little girl was in the dragon’s hand. The talking rabbit started to yell at the dragon to put his friend down, but dragons don’t understand talking rabbit language. The rabbit hopped up, grabbed the little girl, and they ran to the living room of the house. In the middle of the living room there was a spooky, creepy man staring at them. It was a man who had died 10 years ago.  

The rabbit said, “We have to get out of here. I think this house is haunted!” Unfortunately, the ghosts of the house had locked all the doors and the talking rabbit and little girl couldn’t get out. They spent the next 70 years in the house with the dragon and the creepy man until they died and turned into ghosts themselves. They moved upstairs to scare the next little girl who would enter the house someday.

Aliens Ate My Homework

Today, as I was walking home from school, a spaceship landed right in front of me! An alien with eyes like a cat and long spidery legs came out.

“I am hungry,” he said. “I have come to your planet in search of books to eat.”

“Books aren’t food,” I said.

“That’s the craziest thing I ever heard,” said the alien. “I love a good book! Right now I am craving a big fat math book.”

He started to walk towards me and... 

...he took a giant bite out of my math homework. He didn’t like the taste of it, so he nibbled on my writing homework instead and thought it was super tasty!

“Hey! I need that! My teacher will never believe that an alien ate my homework,” I yelled.

Then, more aliens suddenly came down from the sky. They started taking all my homework out and eating every piece of it. Each alien thought a different subject was most delicious. At school, my teacher asked me where my homework was. I started to explain what had happened that morning. She rolled her eyes and I stopped talking. She was never going to believe something this crazy.

I changed my mind and said, “My dog ate my homework."

The Man

There once was a man. He was just a normal man. He was walking into a magic store and wanted to buy a potion, so he bought it and went home. When the man went to bed, his son saw the potion but didn't know what it was. He poured a drop of the potion into his dad’s water glass. The next morning, the man drank his water and POOF, he turned into a turtle. After he turned into a turtle, he went back to the magic store.

As soon as he entered, a fortune teller pulled the turtle-man into a portal and they vanished into a room. The fortune teller told the turtle-man how he had turned into a turtle. The man could still talk, but only the fortune teller could understand him. The man said, “When I get home, I’m grounding my kid!” The fortune teller turned him back into a man.

A Delicious Disaster

I woke up one morning and my walls had turned into gummy bears. I stood up and my feet felt wet and squishy. I looked down and saw that my floor had turned into raspberries. I walked into my living room and all my furniture was made out of corn. My pet dog, who had also turned into a gummy bear, started eating the chair made of corn. He ate the whole thing and I fell to the floor.

Fluffy pieces of marshmallows suddenly hit me in the back. I was very hungry so I ate all the marshmallows. Red tomatoes started falling in through my windows and I didn’t know why. The tomatoes were stinky. I was feeling sick from the smell and all the marshmallows I ate so I went to lay down in my bed, which was covered with donuts. I heard my mom scream my name and I popped up out of bed. Everything was normal again. What a weird dream.

The Ghost

I walked into my art studio and decided I was going to paint a picture of a cow. I went to my drawer to get some art supplies. When I started painting, I turned on my iPad to find a good picture of a cow for inspiration. I had to go to the bathroom, so I locked my iPad, but when I came back it was unlocked. I tried to remember who I had given my password to, but the only person I could think of was my friend who died two days ago. All of a sudden, I heard a cacophony in the kitchen and when I went to check it out, there was a floating knife!