Hey guys! I'm Sharolyn Emi, and I'm a cousin of Joanna Judes, the author of this book. I'm super excited today because the Local Guide Committee is gonna select our new Guide captain!

Maurecia

Hey, Jones, who's that guy?

Joanna Houston (Jones)

Oh, he's a reporter.

Jones, what's a reporter doing here?!

Oh, I know that I'm going to be the new Guide captain, so I called a reporter here for my interview!

Nonsense! Only a guide who has attained investiture can be a Guide captain. You haven't attained investiture yet, so ask that reporter to leave or you'll be in serious trouble!

Hmm... how can I attain investiture?

Time to do some online shopping!

Next day

Principal Berna

JOANNA JUDES

Joanna Judes is our new Guide captain this year!

Hello! My name is Joanna Judes and I am the author of this book. This year, a few junior guides will be participating in the Investiture Programme to attain investiture.

Junior guides participating in Investiture Programme:

1) Sharolyn Emi, 8 years old

2) Beatrice Adams, 9 years old

3) Joanna Houston, 11 years old

4) Maleficent Stefan, 11 years old

5) Ariel Triton, 8 years old

6) Maurecia Angel, 10 years old

7) Belle Maurice, 10 years old

Guide captain - Joanna Judes, 12 years old

Jones, you are the eldest of the junior guides, so you will be the patrol leader. And Maleficent, you are the second eldest, so you will be the assistant patrol leader. Ugh! I don't want you to be the patrol leader, but rules are rules.

Yay! I get to be the patrol leader!

Maleficent

Beatrice

Ariel

Belle

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Guys, cheer up. At least we have a nice Guide captain.

But both the patrol leader and the assistant patrol leader are bad!

Hashtag Jones the Powerful Patrol Leader. Hashtag I Love Leadership. Hashtag This is going to be fun!

Next day

Good Morning, students! You're just in time for your first lesson - SOS signals!

Ugh! How boring!

Different types of SOS signals for Guides

1) Smoke signals

2) Fire signals

3) Flag signals

4) Placard signals

5) Water fountain signals

6) Pebble signals

Now, all of you will use your creativity and give me some new ideas for SOS signals. The best idea will be printed in the Official Guide Handbook. Your ideas have to be genuine and original.

Flashlight signals could be useful in the dark!

Good point.

We could clap our hands loudly to make clap signals.

That is also a nice idea.

Bubble signals could be very helpful!

Your idea is also good.

Vomit signals are so stylish and classy!

Your idea is awful.

Poop signals improve your physical and mental health! They also improve your language skills.

Your idea literally stinks. And none of those statements are true.

Now, let us start our first activity.

Yeah! I love activities!

Let's help senior citizens!

I am the eldest and seniormost of all the guides here. So I am a senior citizen! Ariel, come and wash my feet! Belle, make me a tuna sandwich!

I'm a vegan. I hate tuna.

Jones, old people are called senior citizens. Are you old?

Of course not! Okay, I am NOT a senior citizen.

We've arrived at the town! Now, let's visit some senior citizens and try to help them!

Thank you so much, dear.

Here's your coffee, sir.

Thanks, kid.

Stop it! You're making my house dirty!

OLDIES STINK

Guide captain, your patrol leader is the worst! She painted nonsensical stuff on all my house walls!

I am sorry about that. I will punish the patrol leader today.

Later that day, at the camper

Hey! Why have you strapped my arms to the wall?! Let me go!

That's what you get for troubling nice old ladies!

10 days later

Where are we, Guide captain?

This is the Patagonian Desert. We always have our investiture ceremonies here.

What will happen when we attain investiture?

All of you will get guide scarves. The patrol leader and the assistant patrol leader will get new badges. All of you will become senior guides. Let me show you a picture of the 2019 Investiture Ceremony.

Elsa

Tiana

Anna

Janeth

Cinderella

2019 Investiture Ceremony

Elsa was the Guide captain last year. Tiana was the patrol leader and I was the assistant patrol leader.

Wow! Cool!

Meanwhile,

at the camper

Where are Jones and Mal?

Oh, they went to the Patagonian Desert for that stupid Investiture Ceremony.

Ursula

Gothel

Cruella de Vil

Look! I've managed to steal the water candyfloss and the wind candyfloss from Joanna's magical candyfloss collection! Muhaha!

Hahaha! Let's create some chaos in the school camper!

Guide captain, this zombie is thirsty. Please give her some water.

I could use my water candyfloss to get water for the zombie. Wait, let me look for it.

Please hurry up.

I am the Queen of Guide Patrol Leaders, the Goddess of Leadership and the Princess of... um... TikTok!

Jones, the Queen of Guide Patrol Leaders

Jones, the Goddess of Leadership

Jones, the Princess of TikTok

No, you are the Queen of Troublemakers, the Demon of Mischief and the Princess of Brattiness.

You're just jealous!

Hey! My water candyfloss is missing!

We'll look for it later. Now, let's try to find an oasis to get water for the zombie.

Thank you for letting me join you. My name is Esmeralda Lloyd. I am 9 years old.

This candy may be sweet, but I am sweeter.

I am the sweetest!

The President of the Local Guide Committee will be here tomorrow for our Investiture Ceremony!

Huzzah!

Tring! Tring!

Oh! It's a message notification!

GUIDE COMMITTEE PRESIDENT

Guide captain Joanna, I cannot come to the Patagonian Desert tomorrow because I am very sick. The doctor has asked me to take rest for 10 days.

YOU

Oh no! Get well soon.

GUIDE COMMITTEE PRESIDENT

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