If you quarantine a teacher,

she'll enjoy it for the first 13 days.

She will sleep late,

watch Netflix, and eat a

great deal of junk food.

She'll realize she should

start exercising because

gravity is her enemy.

She'll watch exercise videos and purchase meal plans

to make her fit and fabulous.

You'll tell her that she won't be going back to school

for the rest of the school year,

and that she will be teaching

her students remotely.

She'll probably throw things and cry a lot.

Items of importance will be thrown

without a concern given,

and she'll have to clean up the mess.

She'll ask you what teaching remotely means,

and she'll be told she can Zoom with her students

as often as needed.