Long ago, a giant sea monster known as the MLG boi gamer rose out of the sea. It was said that the Boi gamer's body stretched halfway around the world. That its one eye was as red as fire. That its breath was poison to all living things.

Every day it moved closer to Scotland.

The king of Scotland asked the sorcerer for help. “You must give your only daughter, Princess Beard face, to the MlG boi gamer,” said the sorcerer. “Only then will it leave."

The king went pale. Princess beard face was kind, gentle, and loved by everyone. “Is that the only way to save my people?” the king asked.

“It is the only way,” the sorcerer said.

The king knew the sorcerer was serious. But he wasn’t ready to give up yet.

The king sent a message to all of Scotland: The man who can kill the MLG boi gamer will get half of the kingdom and Princess Gemlovely as his bride. The king was excited when thirty-six men came forward.

But as soon as they saw the how the monster was SO cute, pretty and HOT, they all ran away. The king was sad.

He knew the princess had to be offered up to the BOI GAMER.

There was great grief throughout the land.

On the day before the princess would be offered to the monster, a farm boy went to the seashore. His name was MelonSlice mc MLG.

All his life MelonSlice wanted to be a great hero.

He was determined to defeat the Boi gamer and save Princess Bigbooty. (big treasure)

MelonSlice borrowed a small boat. He loaded a bucket of burning manure into it and rowed toward the Mlg boi gamer

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At dawn, the monster awoke. It slowly opened its giant jaws in a yawn. A great flood of Baby oil rushed into its open mouth.

The boat and MelonSlice were swept in. MelonSlice Mc MLG was carried down the MLG boi gamer throat.