Published 6/11/20

Mid-day, while the Burger-Burgers (the owners of the house) were away, Agent Foods met.

"Hey, Agent Sizzle," Agent Sandwiched said in a hushed voice. "Hey, Agent Sandwiched. Greetings, Agent On-the-bone," Agent Sizzle said. Agent On-the-bone just smiled.

Agent Sizzle was bacon, juicy bacon that hid a while back. He's still raw in agent biz. Agent Sandwiched was a delicious sub sandwich that made his way from Subway to the Burger-Burgers home. Agent On-the-bone was the one who came up with the idea, so they all call him the leader. He's a frozen chicken leg that was almost thrown away a multitude of times.

"Agents, we're on a mission to discover the secret life of the ever-hidden most popular, Cereal," Agent On-the-bone announced. "Let's go...undercover!" They chanted. It was like their "company quote".

"Agent On-the-bone as Ricky ChickenBone!"

"Agent Sizzler as Chef Gauc-the-bacon!"

"And Agent Sandwiched as Rufus Subdude!"

"See ya'," Ricky ChickenBone said, sauntering away. "Later," Rufus Subdude called, lurking away. "Bye, bye!" Chef Guac-the-bacon waved in a very Italian accent.

And with that, the agents slipped away.

"Hi, there!" A slice of Swiss cheese called to Ricky ChickenBone. "Oh, hello!" Ricky said. "I'm Ricky ChickenBone. Call me Rick Chick." "OK! I'm Swissy CheeseFisher, just call me Swissy," The cheese said. "Well, heya' Swissy," Ricky said. "do you know where Pantry Road is?" "Well, no," Swissy said. "But I do know where Fridge Avenue is and someone there might be able to help you, Rick Chick."

"Well, thanks Swissy!" Ricky said. So, Swissy gave Ricky directions to Fridge Avenue.

"Hello! I need your help. I'm Chef Guac-the-bacon!" Chef Gauc-the-bacon said. "Yo', I'm Baking PowderMan. Watcha' need?" The food said. "I need to get to Pantry Road, I got hired at a restaurant there," Chef Gauc-the-bacon explained. "Sorry, I can't take ya' there but I do know where Cabinet Bulivard is," Baking said.

So, Baking gave Chef directions.

"Hello, there!" Rufus Subdude said to a passing by popsicle. "H-hi!" It said. "I'm Poppy IceDoodle!" "Hey, I'm Rufus Subdude. Can you point me to Pantry Road?" Rufus asked. "N-nope! B-but I-I c-can t-tell y-you w-where F-Freezer S-Street," Poppy said.

So, Poppy gave Rufus the directions to Freezer Street...very slowly.

"Hello, I'm Ricky ChickenBone and I need to get to Pantry Road," Ricky said. "Oh, oh, oh! Why don't you go to Cabinet Bullevard," A zucchini sputtered. "I'm Zooy ZucchiniSkin." "Thanks, got the directions?" Ricky flashed a smile. "Yes..." Zooy told Ricky the instructions and Ricky hurried off.

"Hola!" A vanilla extract container called. "Amigo, what brings you!? I am Vinny VanillaExtract!" "Hello, I'm Chef Gauc-the-bacon. I need to get to my new restaurant on Pantry Road. Can you help?" Chef asked. "Sorry, Amigo. But Amigo Triple SweetCream can help," Vinny said. "Alright, is he on Freezer Street?" Chef asked. "Si!" Vinny nodded. "Adios!"