Let me clear one thing up right away. This is a JOURNAL, not a Diary. I know i might be a cat, but wat i do know is that this is a journal. Another thing is this was my DAD'S idea, not mine. But if he thinks ima gonna right down meh feelings in here or watever, hes crazy. So dont expect meh to be all Dear Diary this and Dear Diary that.

Yawns* Oh hello there...

January

Today was meh first day o school. My dad said i had ta go, but i said that if he made meh go ta school, i would sleep all day long and all night long for tha rest of meh life. So thats how i ended up on meh couch, just sitting there doing nothing. Then an idea came to me. I should trick dad and build a HUGE snowball in front of his car and then he would never be able ta drive meh ta school.

My dad

So here i am, a idiot kid, trying ta build a snowball. I actually dont know wat i was thinking. I guess i thought i could ACTUALLY build a snowball, only this was SUPER DUPER hard. Ye know, sometimes, i wish i had human hands. Cause a cat u see, does not have the best ability ta build a snowball. Its got four paws and a face, a tail and two eyes. That four paws thing can really affect meh sometimes though.

EEEEEEEE!!!

So wat happened was my dad just drove over my snowball and he made me go to meh room. Man, i knew i shouldn't have done that. Ye know, honestly, i don't think being a cat is all that great. I ended up getting grounded for that whole snowball mess yesterday. I had ta go ta school AND i had ta eat veggies. Ya know, veggies, for a cat are supposed ta be healthy, though for me, i absolutely HATE them! So on and on my punishment went. FINALLY i was able ta eat meat again and my dad took me out for school every day since then.

UGH!