Avenging is the best thing that we do
Even though we never heard of an MCU
We're bringing the thunder, without the AC/DC
Leave justice to us - you angry, DC
Taskmaster's skillset's impressive - wow
But if he wants to mock me, it'll be hammer down
Like Loki - your jokes ain't holdin' up
You better bow down like my name was Odin, son
We're in it together - no one go Romanoff
Unless you're acrobatic, and I'm showin' off
This kind of arachnid won't just bite your man
I'll spin you into a Widow like a spider can

Sorry Peter Parker - we don't need you homie
Hate to see you disappear - too soon, Tony
At least we'll keep you up on the big screen with Sony
This Black Widow will have you head over heels for me
If we're talkin' heroes, I'm the blueprint

Saving the world, I started the movement
With a shield in hand, a defender
But you can call me the First Avenger
Yo, some people rely on tech
Not me, with my giant bis and pecks
With a sparkling smile and my haircut is clean
The embodiment of the American Dream