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To:

September 13 2020

Hello, my name is Zombie the Zombie. I'm grounded because I stole an "Emerald" from Steve, but I think he deserved it! Anyway I taped it to my book so you can see what it looks like.

Dad was proud of me but Mum said that It was wrong to steal well, STEVE STEALS MOBS LIFES! That's messed up! 

September 14 2020

Mum said I have to give the Emerald back to Steve, but no WAY I'm gonna give it back! My best friend, Skeleton said I can get 3 video games out of 1 Emerald so Ima go to the village and see if any of the Villagers are trading Fortnite or Roblox! 

I just came back from the village but all of the Villagers ran away! HOW RUDE! Anyways tomorrow is the first day of Monster School! YAY! Btw I was being SARCASTIC! I have never been to school! EVER! And I dunno I just don't wanna go. 

September 15 2020

Today is the first day of school! And I have to say, it wasn't bad! But I really liked it because Skeleton is in my class! Our teachers name is Herobrine and he....well...he aint bad! Oh and we did in fact take our class picture! 

As you can see in this picture, me and Skeleton are the ONLY one that looks GOOD! Ghast looks like he doesn't wanna be here (I understand that), Spider is being, well...Spider, Enderman is WAY too excited, you can BARELY SEE Slime, Mr.Herobrine woke up on the wrong side of the BED and Creeper, well creeper is fine but STILL! Anyway today we did math and me and Skeleton where the ONLY ones that where good at THAT! Ghast set his on fire, Spider was just STUPID, Enderman freaked out on question 2, Slime and Creeper didn't have HANDS and Mr.Herobrine didn't do it...because he's the teacher. 

Name: Spider

1+1=11 2+2=22

September 16 2020

Today I was EXCITED because where doing COMBAT TRAINING! Everybody else in the class was confused and I knew why. It was always Steve who YEETED us with swords! Well this time where gonna YEET back! I was expecting DIAMOND swords or maybe ever NETHERITE swords! But NO we got the cheap old WOODEN swords! But I think I understood why after Spider almost cut himself in HALF. 

September 17 2020

Today where gonna be looking at the WM's (weak mobs like cows, chickens, pigs.... you get the idea) Anyway the homework was to bring a WB ALIVE to school. Well, I know for SURE something is gonna go WRONG! But anyway there are a lot of pigs roaming around so I decided to bring a pig. When I got to school I saw that everybody brought something different. Enderman brought a chicken, Creeper brought a sheep, Skeleton brought a cow, Slime brought a cat, Ghast brought a wolf and Spider brought...nothing! Mr.Herobrine asked Spider where his WB was and Spider said it was outside so everyone went outside to see a HUGE WITHER!!!! phych! Spider brought a Fox!

September 18 2020

Today I was late to school which was awkward. Anyway today we did a building challenge which was stupid because why would us mobs ever BUILD? Enderman LOVED it though and he made a whole dang MANSION  

My build was LAME it was just a dirt hut! 

Everybody's build was lame except for Enderman's so he got to pick what we do next. Enderman said that we should go to the village and scare all the Villagers, now I LOVED that idea! Mr.Herobrine said that he was fine with the idea but that he was not going. Now this made me want to STAY because somebody might do something STUPID and kill us all! But Skeleton was going so I HAD to go, I didn't want him to get hurt somehow. After we left the school Enderman said that if I touch a Villager they would become a ZOMBIE VILLAGER. Ofc I KNEW that wasn't true but Skeleton said it was so I believed it. Enderman said to NOT touch ANY Villagers because the point was for the Villagers to run away. I said I was ok with that, its not like I WANTED to touch Villagers anyway! So we went to the village but there where NO Villagers there! Spider said we should go back and I agreed. Enderman said that we should stay and steal all of the crops. So that's what we did. 

September 19 2020

Remember yesterday when me and my classmates stole those crops? Well it turns out that they where DELICIOUS! My parent HATED it though! Anyways we went to school like usual but I almost CRIED of JOY when I looked the board and saw this: 

Mr.Herobrine said that we where gonna be playing FORTNITE and whoever got a VICTORY ROYALE would get a FREE..........I don't know! "Its a surprise" He said and boy am I EXCITED!    

We all went to our desks and opened our computers "Uh...Mr.Herbobrine... I DON"T KNOW HOW TO PLAY!" Enderman FLIPPED "That's to BAD then" Herobrine hissed "3, 2, 1, PLAY!" We all dived for our computers (except for Enderman, who was crying) and went on Fortnite, and by the looks of it, I was gonna win! But I noticed that Spider was a real PRO and would be hard to BEAT! I had the DARK BOMBER skin in Fortnite (1,2000 Vbucks aka ALL of my money) but HE had the RAVEN skin (Aka my DREAM skin) and poor Slime had the FISHSTICK skin! We played for a bit and me and Spider started to team up! We killed everybody! But then....SPIDER KILLED ME! TRAITOR!!!!!!! Then Creeper yelled "OH MY GOODNESS" We all ran over to Creeper who was staring at Spiders computer in shock. I looked over and my mind went KAPOOT! SPIDER HAD 3,9045 Vbucks!!!!!!!!!! 

September 19 2020

Today we didn't have school because it was Mr.Herbrine's birthday. Mum said that we were gonna throw him a huge party. I mean, I didn't really care and went along with it. I was supposed to bake the cookies but, NO ONE MINDED TO EVER TEACH ME HOW TO USE A FURNACE! I didn't know WHAT the heck I was supposed to do! So I just followed the recipe and it turned out great, right? WRONG! Spoilers: I almost BURNED the house DOWN! Here's what happened...

So I was mixing the batter when I FORGOT to turn the furnace on! That dang HUNK-O-JUNK literally had 0 buttons but me, the DOOFUS I am had to mess it up! The furnace had 2 awkward whole's in it where you're supposed to cook stuff in. 

Again, I didn't know WHAT to do so I went to the closest chest and got some blaze powder and SHOVED it in the top whole, but guess what? MY HAND GOT STUCK IN THE WHOLE! I tried to get it out but it wouldn't BUDGE. Boy was I TERRIFIED. You're probably wondering; why would I be terrified? Welp...I'LL TELL YOU WHY! Remember when I IMPALED the blaze powder into the furnace about a few seconds ago? WELL THE BLAZE POWDER MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN IT ON!!! I finally managed to get my hand out. YAY! The furnace was ON! JUST IN TIME! I got the batter and didn't MIND to cut 'em into..well...COOKIES I just put the whole BOWL in. But then I realized something, THE BOWL WAS PLASTIC! It would catch the WHOLE house on FIRE! And soon enough, it created the ABOMINATION of a BABY FIRE!!! I FREAKED OUT! Mum didn't hear a THING that was happening! I was like, YOUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!! (In my head) But I know WHY she didn't hear me. My sister, Zombette is BLASTING Ariana Grande songs and singing them REALLY OFF KEY, I mean, I