This is dedicated to my mom for never buying me a phone until I'm 14 and right now I'm 10!

table of contents:
1. A cold surprise
page 4
2. OMG OMG! I can't believe this is happening!
page 6
3. why is my life a bucket of puke?!
page 8
4. how we met
page 11
Warning this book contains a cliff hanger so if you go crazy about cliffhangers, close this book right now!
are still reading? well go right ahead but don't say I didn't warn you!
Chapter 1. A cold surprise
Well! What do you know this day is starting off to be the lamest day ever! first I need to tell you that my mom went to the store to buy this thing for me and I love it! But I called it THE. LAMEST. LIFE. EVER for a reason and this is why...
It all started when my dad woke a certain someone up at 6:00 am! on a saturday! Like who does that!? well anyway instead of not waking me up at all he made me go shovel the driveway! And the worst part is that I didn't even get hot chocolate when I was done, all I got was left over chicken parm from last night!
And did I mention that my dad wasn't home so we had to eat my MOM's chicken parm? And her food is the WORST!
Then my older brother started bugging me because I needed to help him with his homework! Yes you heard me right, me helping my older brother with his homework! Well I know I said this day was very lame but then my mom came down stairs with a cheesy smile on her face and something in her hands "Amelia!" she sang "I have something for you!" she opened her hands and...
Chapter 2. OMG OMG I can't believe this is happening!
IT WAS A PHONE!!!! OMG! DID MY MOM AND DAD ACTUALLY GET ME A PHONE!? Well... my dad looked a little upset with my mom because she got me a phone probably without his permission. Anyway she said my BFFS (Salma and Daisy) were coming to my house with their parents because all the moms were in on the surprise that they got us phones! squeeee!
When my friends arrived we all sat at the kitchen table and talked about "responsibility" and "that online bullies are called cyber bullies" and whatever. Then they finally handed us our phones! OMG we can play games together, and text and yeah, it's going to be so awesome!
- Full access to our public library
- Save favorite books
- Interact with authors
This is dedicated to my mom for never buying me a phone until I'm 14 and right now I'm 10!

table of contents:
1. A cold surprise
page 4
2. OMG OMG! I can't believe this is happening!
page 6
3. why is my life a bucket of puke?!
page 8
4. how we met
page 11
Warning this book contains a cliff hanger so if you go crazy about cliffhangers, close this book right now!
are still reading? well go right ahead but don't say I didn't warn you!
Chapter 1. A cold surprise
Well! What do you know this day is starting off to be the lamest day ever! first I need to tell you that my mom went to the store to buy this thing for me and I love it! But I called it THE. LAMEST. LIFE. EVER for a reason and this is why...
It all started when my dad woke a certain someone up at 6:00 am! on a saturday! Like who does that!? well anyway instead of not waking me up at all he made me go shovel the driveway! And the worst part is that I didn't even get hot chocolate when I was done, all I got was left over chicken parm from last night!
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