Jones, why are you wearing glasses? Are you a nerd?

Shut up, Gachamaria Oersted! I put these glasses on because I am short-sighted!

You finally discovered your short-sightedness. Took you long enough!

Let's just leave that topic. I'm hungry. Let's go to the cafe.

Why is there a red cake on the table?

It's an Among Us emergency button, stupid! You can use it to call emergency meetings!

The blasted button won't work!

Of course it won't work! I told you it's a cake! Looks like one pair of glasses isn't enough for your short-sightedness!

Why is there a cake on the table? Is it someone's birthday?

Let's finish this cake and run away before someone sees us!

Ugh! This cake is too sweet! I feel like throwing up.

What are you talking about? This cake is delicious!

Let's toss this cake into the trash. If I can't have it, nobody else can!

No! Stop!

Grrr!

RECYCLABLE TRASH

That cake was perfect for me! Stupid Jones had to ruin it!

Let's turn against her!

What is that thing?

Oh, that's Meat, the school pet.

Don't call me a thing!

Whoa! It can talk?

Of course she can! Why are you shocked?

Where I come from, animals don't talk.

Where is Ursula? She isn't here yet.

Why, hello Ursula.

Hi guys! Where's Jones?

Jones is no longer our friend.

What a relief! I hate that bossy dictator who thinks she's better than everyone else!

How should we get our revenge on Jones?

I might just have the perfect idea. 

Ursula, no.

What do you mean no?

We are NOT teaming up with that loser Joanna Judes.

Yeah, Ursula. They are good and we are bad. How can we team up with them?

Guys, guys, do you want to get revenge on Jones or not?

Okay, fine! We'll team up with Joanna Judes and her friends.

Good.

Hey squirt, where's Joanna Judes?

Joanna went to Pakistan for some special assignment. Why are you asking?

Oh.. uh...

Sharo, do you hate Jones?

Of course I do! She is the worst.

Let's team up and fight against her!

Wait what?

Jones is not our friend anymore.

You expect me to believe that?

Yes. We expect you to believe it.

I will team up with you and fight Jones, but on one condition.

What is it?

Check out Coolgamer's, Jiho Park's and Maurice Ingram's storyjumper books. They are awesome!

Ok, we will surely read their books. Now let's strategize for our battle!

What does Jones hate the most?

Jones hates broccoli!

We could use broccolis as weapons against Jones!

Great idea! Let's ask the driver of the school camper to stop at the nearest supermarket!

TAXI PLS

Now what?

We make swords from broccolis.

These swords look pretty impressive, not gonna lie.

Now how do we attack Jones?

Let's stand in our positions.

Now we wait for Jones to come.

🎵 Laika laika sing sing sing! All the bells are singing, all the birds are ringing,  zinc zinc zinc! 🎵

Why are you all holding swords?!

We don't like you anymore, and we want to attack you!

Hahaha!

What's so funny?

You can't defeat me with those tender and mushy swords!

You mean these swords that we made out of broccoli?

D... d... did you say broccoli?

Yes, I did.

Stop trying to bluff me.

These really are made of broccoli. If you don't believe me, come and taste them.