Time to check StoryJumper.

Noice. My last book got 100 reads. Huh? What's this?

16 days ago!?! It's been that long since I've published a book!

Chris get over here! 

Wat.

We haven't published a book in 16 days!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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IT's been that long!!!!!!!!!

Wait...there's been times where we haven't posted longer...so why should we be worried?

We've been getting more way reads then before! And if we don't keep up with demand we'll lose our new reads!   

Then we have to think of something fast!

I have an idea!

I have an idea!

Put this Fnaf mask on to scare Squiddy!

That would make a good book!

Uhhhh ok!

Wat was that all about?!

Hello young lady!

@##@!#!~~~~

AAAAHHH it hurts so bad!

Chris is that you! 

Chris you did it all wrong! You were supposed to make it more suspenseful!

I'm....in so much pain...

Now because of you we don't have any good content to show to our fans!

Can someone PLEASE explain to me what's going on!

Wait a minute!  HMmmmmm

I have an idea!

Squiddy! Did I ever tell what Chris says behind your back?

What'd he say?

He says you need plastic surgery.

EXCUSE me!?!

Uhhhh uhhh! Now now! We all know that's not true!