To all my fellow cats, but only the cats who can work computers and write storyjumper books.

Signed MABEL, the cat who works computers.

Hi. I am Mabel. I am a cat. I am not only awesome for this reason, but also for the reason that I can work computers. Now I will continue to tell you about my awesome life. I have an owner, and I bet you can't guess her name. It's Kitty! Coincidence? I think not! The only thing is, people always say her name 'Katy'. What kind of a name is that!? Anyway, I was on Kitty's email yesterday with someone named 'Crush'...

ME: Do you like cats or dogs better?

CRUSH: Dogs without a doubt.

ME: What!? This is an outrage. Cats are 

CLEARLY better!

CRUSH: Eh, whatever.

ME: Don't WHATEVER me, crush!

CRUSH: What did you just call me?

 How was he so dumb? Also I was mad about the dog thing. The only dog I like is Rover...ahhhh! Anyway, back to the email conversation...

ME: I called you Crush. Duh!

CRUSH: That's not my name.

ME: . . . .