Okay, so, if you're here, you've already wasted approximately a minute. Want me to tell you why? Because there is nothing meaningful in this book. Like, at all. It has no plotline, setting, or main character. I'm probably wasting just as much time writing this as you are reading it.

So. Whatchya want to do? Because you are free to leave at anytime. Any. Time!!! Well, I don't know what to talk about (3 minutes of sweet time!!!!!!!). Let me tell you the truth, fellow time-waster: A weird voice from somewhere else is forcing me to write this. It is deep and rumbling. AHA! I have a way to trick it. Unless you want to stop wasting time, follow me to the next page....

Here we are again. So this is my MASTERPLAN to overthrow the voice: DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DU- Hey! 

*You have exceeded the max amount of DUCKs.*

Me: That isn't a thing!!!!!!!!!!!! You're just saying that to antagonize meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

*I will not be tricked in that sort of manner. For you have also reached the maximum amount of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

*Rolls eyes*.