Jay Jay recently transferred to Man Elementary school, kindergarten. He has always been a nose-picking enthusiast.

On the first day of school, Jay Jay has not made any friends yet. It seemed as if everyone knew each other, and were in their separate groups.

Jay Jay asks his teacher, Ms. Applegate for help in making friends the next day. “Try to make friends with people who have similar interests and thoughts.” Ms. Applegate said. With great interest and enthusiasm, Jay Jay runs out of the classroom, ready to make some friends.  

His first attempt at finding people with similar interests happened in English. Jay Jay was sitting next to his table buddy, Susy. Jay Jay thinks that he can show her what he likes using actions. He tries something.  

He points out his pointer finger, closing all of the rest. With great speed and accuracy, Jay Jay drives his finger up Susy’s nostril.

Susy jumps back, disrupting the lesson. In disgust, she says “Get away from me freak!” Jay Jay rips his finger out of her nose in confusion. “Maybe she was not the one.” Jay Jay thinks. 

Next, during math, they get assigned partners to help each other solve problems on a worksheet. Jay Jay gets groups with Sebastian.

 Sebastian was doing a problem, when Jay Jay thinks, “I should try to make friends with him.” Jay Jay makes a fist, points out his pinky this time, and rams his finger up Sebastian's left snout.

Sebastian gets lifted into the air, “Wet” Jay Jay remarks. Sebastian screams, “STOP THAT JAY JAY!” Ms. Applegate screams. Jay Jay lets him down, and Sebastian runs off to the bathroom, in tears. “Maybe he wasn’t the one either.” Thinks, Jay Jay.

During lunch, Jay Jay lines up in lunch line order. He’s standing next to Chad and already begins to make a fist.