Dastan and Sydney with Snowball and Chick

What's your password?

"Incorrect".

Your password is "incorrect"?

Yes it is

Then what's your correct password?

It's "incorrect"!!!!!!!!!!

What do cavemen sleep on?

Bedrock.

What do you call a hot dog on Halloween?

A HalloWEiNER.

What did the goat say when it got cut?

I'm bleeeeeeating!!!!!!!

What did the dog say when he jumped into his four wheeler?

Let's go ARFroading.

What did the owl say when it had one health and someone was shooting him?

I'm about to be OWLiminated.

What's a sodas favorite holiday?

Christmas because of FANTA Claus.

What is a sodas favorite state?

MiniSODA.

What did the pop star spaghetti say to the people in the crowd?

I'm a PASTAr.

What is king kongs favorite place to go during vacation?

OOH OOH OOkinawa.

Pew Pew Pew

What is a cats favorite grocery store delivery service?

INSTACat.

INSTACat

INSTACat

What is a shape that destroys other shapes?

A WRECKtangle.

WE LOVE YOU ELVIS!!!!!

Who is a vegetables favorite singer?

Elvis PARSLEY.

What animal is the best at packing lunches?

An I'LLPACKA. (ALPACA)

I LOVE YOU BEARY BONDS!!!

Who is a bear's favorite baseball player? 

BEARy Bonds!

Who is the fastest painter?

INSTANT Van Go.

What kind of sport do you play during corona?

MASKetball.

SO CATCHY!

What kind of music do fish like?

Something CATCHY.

What flower do you give to a dad on fathers day?

A DAD-e-lion.

What did a piece of chalk say to the other piece of chalk when they were going to have a conversation?

Let me have a CHALK with you.

Why did the king go to the dentist? 

To get his teeth CROWNed.

What is a cat's favorite weapon?

A CATapult.

What is a vampire's favorite pet?

A BLOODhound.

What did the crepe say to the other crepe when their best-friend was getting eaten?

Oh Crepe we're doomed!

There are two ducks on a date and the waiter says we have a really good pumpkin pie . So the duck said.....

"Ok, we can go for some dessert. Put it on my BILL".

Who do you call if your town is being invaded by popcorn?

KERNEL sanders

It's a couple minutes after lunch and a kid is hungry so he walks up to his teacher and says "I'm hungry" the teachers response is.....

"Hi Hungry, I'm Rick Astley and you are about to get rickrolled."

       What's a cats favorite color?

    It's not PURRRple its aquaMEOWrine.