STORY 1!

 Guest misses the best day of school.

Yo guest you just missed the best day of school, ever.

I'm sick. what happened?

Today the teacher was in such such a good mood that she brought us to seven flags!

What! Really!

Yep.

And that's not even half of it! After we went to seven flags. Mr beast came and all gave us free iPhone thirteens! Someone even got a free Tesla!

No way your kidding!

 Anymore left?

Mr beast said only the kids that came could get it. Sorry.

But that's not all!

Half of the kids in the school started a war!

What did the teachers do about it?

They were in such a good mood that they did nothing. Then the police had to come and arrest those kids! After an ice cream truck broke down next to our school. So we had to eat all of it!

Whaat!

I'm never missing another day of school again.

WHEN THE RICH GIRL COMES BACK FROM VACATION!

I'm back.

 You really late Bacon Girl.

Care to explain.

I came back from my Extra Expensive gold looking beach house in hawaii.

Naw bro Jit Trippin.

You could have said I went for vacation.

Lets not brag your just jealous.

 Bro I'm not jealous.

 I'm saying don't brag about it!

Stop screaming at her!

No I won't sto-

Great at the worst time, why are you here for the 254 time.

Bacon Girl was bragging about her "Extra Expensive gold looking beach house in Hawaii".

Why did she not just say vacation?

THANK YOU!!!

A pen, or a weapon?

Go clean your room we have some guests coming over.

 It's already clean.

No it's not.

 Name one thing that you could find dirty here.

 This.

 A pen?

No, a dangerous weapon, that's what it is.

 How is that a dangerous weapon?!

If someone slips on it. They could fall and DIE!!!

 Then we go to jail!!!

It's a pen not a tactical nuke!!!!

How far are you willing to go with this!!!

Oh yeah lets see what your dad says.

 Sweetie come upstairs.

Oh my god what!

Look what your son left on the floor.

 A pen?

 No a deadly super weapon!

You have a Kar98k, an advanced sniper, and 38 grenades in case world war 3 breaks out. But your worried about a pen.

But-Wha-n-uh-

 Wait what!

    What are you saying?!

What brings u here.

Doctor. I am feeling alot of...

 Nauziyya.

 Nauziyya like...

A lot of what?

 Umm, baaah!

Nausea!!

 Ok...

I am also having alot of Diariyya.

Dia what?

Diariyya.

 Uuh like u know the shower.

 But from the back side.

Diarea!

You got any hemorrhoids?

Hem what?

A hemorrhoid.

A hemorrhoid is like a bump.

Bomb!

 No no no a bump.

 On your back.

You think I put a bomb on my back!!!

Ok your misunderstanding!

I am not miss I am mister!

I'm not coming to this hospital again!!!

How is 99% bad!!

Bacon!!!!!!!!!!

Care to  explain what you got on your math test?!

I don't know. Did I do bad or something?

 Uuh, no.

 What did I get anyway.

You got a 99 on your last math test.

 What did I get anyway.

You got a 99 on your last math 

 A 99?! That's amazing I can-

No it's not, you could have gotten 100%!!!

In math! Have you met me!

You were 1 point away from perfection!

 That's basically failing!

 It's still an A+, it doesn't even make a difference at this point!

You can always do better especially since your 1 point away.

 Didn't I get like a 92 the other day, and you didn't even say a word.

Im getting your father.

 Honey!!!

Naa bro I just wanna take a nap.

 What do you want?