I was owned by a guy named Bob. He was a big fat fella. I was on the Titanic. At first when I went on I thought, where the heck am I! But a couple days later I found out it was a ship. I am a boxer with so much energy I would jump off this boat! But I know better not to. One day another dog walked up to me and said, " Hi! My name is Princess. I am super fancy and hate getting wet. I thought, well too bad because this boat might sink! I walked away and went to the front of the ship where I saw a girl and a boy.

The boy was holding the girl's hip while the girl was spreading her arms out. I heard a bell and a voice that said, " DINNER!!! " I had no idea what it meant but I smelled food. I ran to the smell where I found delicious appetizers. I grabbed a big piece of steak and gobbled it up. The next thing I knew I was in bed dreaming of bones. I woke up early the next morning to go look at the sunrise. The sunrise was beautiful! I saw something big and white up ahead but I didn't worry. I heard a voice say, " Good morning passengers!!! " I ignored it and walked to the Grand Staircase. 

When I got to the Grand Staircase, I saw a lot of people walking down in their robes to get breakfast. I followed them to get some eggs and bacon. I got down and stole someones breakfast.

I went back to my room where Bob was still sleeping! I licked his face and he woke up. He said, " Oh Jake! " We went to the breakfast room where I got some more food. I was so full. There wasn't much to do so I just went and explored the ship. The lunch bell rang but I wasn't hungry so I just stayed back. 

I went to the back of the ship where I saw a dolphin! Then Princess walked up to me and said, " The dolphins are always really beautiful, right? "

I said, " Yeah. Is this the first time you've went on a ship? "Oh no! I've been on ships millions of times." Then all of a sudden a bell rang and a voice said, " DINNER!!! " We both ran to the dinner room. I got steak while Princess got pasta. Then right when dinner ended we heard a voice that screamed, " ICEBERG RIGHT AHEAD!!! " We had no idea what was happening but we heard people screaming and running! We ran and screamed as well.