3 Days Before Christmas...

Chris's house...

Look Roblox Noob! I've made both of us breakfest!

Chris! What is this depressing bean!

Uhh you ran out of food so that was all that was left.

No no no no that's impossible! We can't be out of food!

Where's my personal reserve of moose juice And goose juice? My emergency stash of Who Hash? And my secret slew of frozen Beezle-Nut stew!?!

I specifically bough enough food to last until January.

I guess you ran out anyways.

Sorry.

Looks like we're going to have to go to the store.

No, I won't. I will not! I'm not going to town during.....

.....CHRISTMAS!

Let's just get this over with!

FINE! But I'm gonna despise every second of it!

Come on!

Narrator: Yes, the Noob hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. 

Narrator: It's could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

Narrator: But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

WHOEVER IS MAKING THAT SOUND QUIT DOWN!

Narrator: Sorry Roblox Noob. I'll just stay quite from now on.

THANK YOU!

Hey Roblox Noob. I am just wondering. Why do you hate Christmas so much?

It was a very very long time ago...

One year ago...

Super Ryan pls give me sum robux now.

No. You'll get Robux on Christmas. Christmas is only three whole days away.

Oh hey Mr. Robux man!

Don't "hey me".

YOUR FRIEND STOLE MY ROBUX

That is quite a huge accusation.

I've been a good boi dis year! How dare u say that!

Look I know it's YOU!

He puts thumb tacks on my stole!

You saw him do this?

WELL...uh...not really...no! Actually not.

Oh...then how do you know it was him?

I hid a camera in my house. Here are videos of him going onto my computer to transfer MY Robux to his account! I know it was HIM because the person stealing the Robux from my computer looks exactly like him!

Mr. Robux Man: Coincidence? I THINK NOT

ROBLOX NOOB HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?!

THAT IS IT!!! 

THIS WHOLE YEAR YOU HAVE BEEN SO NAUGHTY!

I'M NOT GETTING ANY PRESENTS THIS YEAR SO YOU'LL LEARN!

And I'll make sure to tell all my other friends not to give you presents either! And don't count on Santa to get you anything cause I'll you're on the naughty list!

NOOOOOOOOO

Back to present day...

When Christmas came I saw everyone with presents.

And there were none for me! 

I'm sure you'll get presents this year.

I DON'T CARE! WHENEVER SOMETHING CHRISTMAS RELATED NOW COMES UP I THINK ABOUT THAT AWFUL MEMORY!

And because of that! This entire month I was miserable while everyone else had a great time. 

THIS IS UNFAIR! If I'M NOT HAPPY THEN NO ONE SHOULD BE HAPPY!

You know what? I have a great idea!

I'm going to steal Christmas!

I'll see u later Chris! I have some plannin to do!

Roblox Noob! What about the food!

Never mind I'll go myself.

See you later Roblox Noob.

Thx for letting my borrow ur sleigh.

Your welcome! It is an exact replica of Santa's sleigh only is has a turbine engine attached to it meaning it doesn't need magical reindeer to fly!

All I ask is that you don't damage it too much.

Yessir

1 Day Until Christmas

Chris's house...

Roblox Noob how could you do this! Stealing everyone's presents is wrong!

Some day you'll understand my pain peasant.

You're going to get caught!

My ninja skills will save me!

Time to make history!

WEEEEE!!!!!!!

Time to find a house.

There's one!

Time too steals these presents!

Too easy!

Time to find some more houses!