You know, it's tough being an ogre, but that is to deal with, Me, Shrek. My life started when my parents kicked me out of a swamp and made me leave to town.

Little did I know, that my life would never be the same, without me. They say Ogres are dangerous and deadly animals, but really like all ogres, I'm a gentle loving giant.

That night I had a dream, about me in a garden where roses and tulips grew. And kids smothered me to death. I screamed and ran away.

When I was walking I ran into a little goblin, whose name was DIM, he said he would gift me a noble, loyal, talking..

DONKEY?!? Yeah, that's all I had, said the little goblin. I'm running low on magic. Don't worry, I said, I will save it by giving a man named Faarquad, a princess. Good thinking, said the goblin, you do it, Good Luck, he said.

So we went to get a princess named Fiona, and we did. Nothing was ever gonna stop us, until...