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This is filled with stupid story's

Never               come           back  

 Introduction

    You have been warned that this book is going to be so stupid, that you might turn into one of the characters. So all you have to do is remember that, OK. Now lets get into chapter one, here we go. Oh umm... wait don't go, there is one more thing, just don't explode.

Go-karts gone wrong

Chapter one

   One day a fool named Jimmy took all of his money and went and bought a weird Go-kart. When he got home he drank some expired milk, and ate one year old Cheetos. Then he went to a Go-kart rink, and he brought the milk with him. So he poured it in the middle of a race to make everybody slip and him win. The milk ended up getting in his engine and his motor blew up. 

       The End...      

The Apple Orchard

Chapter 2

    One day a gal named Marry went on a second grade field trip. On the bus she saw someone throw an apple out the bus window, it hit a parked car and the horn went off. When she got off the bus, they started to pick apples. After a little bit, she saw a weird shaped apple. So she went up to pick it up, and it fell on her head. It ended up being a small red violin.

The End...

The Blind Cliff

Chapter 3

    One day a blind guy took a hike to the mountains. His cousin who was mute came with him. ( I don't know about you but that's not a good pair. ) Half way up the mountain the mute guy fell in a river, and couldn't say anything. 10 minutes later he blind guy almost fell off but he caught himself with his blind stick. Then he fell off and landed in the water far down. They were both OK.  

 The End...

The Spoon Apocalypse

Chapter 4

    One day a boy named Jacob had pasta for dinner. The next day he took the leftovers from the day before, and he reheated them without taking the spoon out of it. (Spoons aren't supposed to go in the microwave), so it kind of, maybe exploded. Then his mom, and his dad came running in to him crying because he didn't get his pasta. Then for lunch his mom made more pasta, and everyone was happy. Well except for the microwave, I guess.

The End... 

Hamster Savior

Chapter 5

    One day a hamster named George broke through his cage with his super strength and ran as fast as he could into the city.  He flew on top of the skyscraper and then he took someone's taco.  After that he ran across the streets to save everyone in danger, including one person who was about to get in a car wreck.  He stopped the car, saving the person, and he became a herp.

The End...