I am in this forest for absolutely no reason, what could go wrong? 

Who are you?!

I am Super Strike, your greatest enemy!!

I have literally no idea who you are

Oh you will...

Can I go home now that your done monologuing? 

What! No of course not! I am the greatest foe you will ever face!! I am the most powerful being to walk this earth! You will rue the day you crossed me!

Huh? Nodded off for a bit there

Sorry that was sooo boring

How dare you!!

Adiós

AAAAGH

OOOOF!

Man that was annoying

At least I can go home now.

WREEEEEE! Super Nathan must pay

I need an army to stop him 

But where can I get one?

oof!

Whats this

Evil army for hire

That's just what I need

Hellooo! Anybody here?

Are you here for an evil army?

Yeah I need one to destroy super nathan

You need money 

Hows this?

that will pay for your monthly subscription  

What! No I want an evil army forever!

Then you'll have to upgrade to premium 

Ugh fine. Here you go

Now wheres my army!!

Right here!

Now thats what I'm talking about! lets go

Hey wanna buy a hypno ray?

Wait aren't you doge? That evil villain?

What!! Noooooo. Did Doge have glasses and a mustache? 

Can't argue with facts

Here try it

Wow look at Noob

Now I just want 2,023 for payment

Sic him noob

Yaaaah

AAAAH

AAAAH

Cool. Now defend my house

All right boys we're here

Now heres the plan-

Hey! what do you want Noob!!

Oh oh

AAAAAAAAH

And stay out!!!

You absolute buffoons! How were we beaten up by a Noob!!

Idk. I think it was because his eye were all glowey

In that case its time I revealed my power

Hey Noob! fight me!

AAAAA

Super strikes main power is tornado 

AAAAAGH

Time to work on my book

I'm so badly hurt

Noob?!

What happened?

Super Strike attacked me...

Thats the last straw!!!

you again!!! look pal I don't know what you problem is but you need to leave me alone!!

Haha no

Puny plain powers. I have even more better powers!!

I can't move!!

Mwahaha! Now to finish you!