Also, the book might be scary for 5-7 year olds, in case if you hadn’t read the description.

I hate fish because in the last universe fish acted human like and spread across the universes. So it’s my duty to murder all of them, but I was so mean I destroyed my creators.

And- ack!

What does this do?

cka-dnA

Well, you didn’t defeat me.

Slappy Birthday!

*chatters*

Whirl Swirl, in this snowy world!

That is it!

Die, but first with the chatterbox.

No!

This IS NOT SLOW- MO!

No, Crad! Wait, fish can't cry! I guess this is overemotional.

Yeah, it is. I can still talk. I just don't have a visible or physical body. Which means I am a- 

GHOST!

AH!

USE THE DOOR! And why does your speech bubble have more cracks than in real life?

Dead boy's head on fire. That will murder you all!

I went to gymnastics class. Jump, over the hazard, and to the safe spot. 

I was just getting started, and now just hear this...

Meow, meow, meow, meow, rise, rise, rise, rise.

Meow-rise? What, wait a second, meow rise. Wait, not meow-rise. Mesmerize! This message makes you mesmerized!

What, shall I do for you Po-hater, the ultimate potato of all the boring places, to alternate universes? What shall be done?

Death, on my antagonists.

That is too hostile.

But you're supposed to be hostile!

Pff! Logic's is dark and murky! Fun is though quirky. I don't want to do this! Fun is my wish!

And- gr! That means anger!