So, basically I watched a movie recently called
Evil Dead Rise and it was SO GOOD, I'm obsessed with it now. The Evil Dead franchise has 5 movies, a TV Show and a video game (which I've actually played; It's pretty fun.) The movie is free on Prime Video, but I must warn you, it is VERY rated R and VERY violent. There's a scene where someone gets their skin shredded by a cheese grater. Watch at your own risk! (Btw the dialogue in this book is from the movie.

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Good afternoon, my fellow clergymen. I am father Marcus Littleton, the library keeper here at Saint Patrick's cathedral. I welcome you all today at the City of Angels.

You've been invited here to witness the unveiling of a unique artifact that was discovered by our overseas missionaries. I would like to present what I believe to be one of the three fabled volumes of Natorum Demonto... The Book of the Dead.

My tests to date have revealed that its bindings are made of pure human flesh and its passages and etchings inked in blood.

I seek church approval to translate the spiritual mysteries its pages undoubtedly hold. I seek to look at this book for the good of man.

Rejected by the elders of our church, myself, Canon Damien Shanahan and father Hugo Cortez have been working in secret to translate the Book of the Dead's myriad writings and glyphs.

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Good afternoon, my fellow clergymen. I am father Marcus Littleton, the library keeper here at Saint Patrick's cathedral. I welcome you all today at the City of Angels.