Diary of the terrible state,                            Queeon

            By Caiden SChmeizer

              Aug. 14                                                                  Florida

    Okay, as everyone knows, queeon is VERY weird. For example, I once met this guy named Daniel. He was tall, but not too skinny. 

    He was going to queeon. I tried to stop him, but it was too late. The queeon plane already took off with Daniel. 

    When he arrived, he sent me a letter that said that he'll be back in 1 week. But 2 years have passed and he STILL hasn't arrived back home from queeon. I sent 14,654 letters and he STILL hasn't responded back.

     It was a very hard option, but I decided that I'm going to queeon. I know. But I'm going to rescue him from this horrible state. 

            Aug. 15                                      Florida

        Okay, I'm now on the Queeon plane that is about to take off. Okay, it just took off, but now for some reason, the plane is all over the place. 

    Too bad I ate all 5 of those jumbo chicken sandwiches before, because I had to throw up. 

    But there was no bag or trash can, So now the floor is all sticky, and I have to sit on it because the plane has no seats.

            Aug. 16                                              Queeon

    O-o-okay, w-we j-j-just landed in Q-Q-Queeon. The p-p-plane was squiggly A-A-AGAIN when w-w-w-we were about to l-l-land. 

    Okay, I think I feel better now. Okay, I'm looking out of the airport's broken window, and the view is a town that looks like you can buy it for $10 because it's in ruins. 

    Anyway, I just got out of the airport, and the houses were SO ruined you would lose a 20'x40' toy in one of the houses.

        Aug. 17                                                                           Queeon

    Okay, I began my mission yesterday  to find Daniel and to save him from this weird state. But now I'm wrapped in chains, next to Daniel, in front of Queeon Queen. Turns out Daniel wouldn't respond back to me because he was kidnapped by Queeon Queen. 

    We were in an old rusty pipe room. I tried to break free, but the chains were too strong. Turns out me and Daniel had special blood, and that's why Queeon Queen kidnapped us. She needed our blood. She also said that she'd kill us on September 1st.

    Queeon Queen just needed ONE more person to kidnap... The Almighty Sigma God.

        Aug. 18                                                          Queeon

    Okay, now I'm on the run. Queeon Queen has put a base around Queeon, and Daniel and I got rescued by the Sigma God. 

    Turns out He turned off ALL of the security cameras, and broke in to save us. Now we have to kill Queeon Queen to turn off the base. 

    The Sigma God had a special weapon called the Gyat Grenade. Basically, it's a grenade shaped like a gyat that explodes, spreading out MORE Gyat Grenades that explode. 

    He gave it a test, and now Queeon is even MORE ruined. Well, at least we know it works. Anyway, we slept at the Sigma God's base. We had a big day ahead of us.

        Aug. 19                                                                                         Queeon

    Okay, now I am SO nervous. I'm holding a Gyat Grenade in my right hand, about to throw it to Queeon Queen. 

    The fight began about 30 seconds ago. We were making NO progress, but the Sigma God launched a Rizz Missile, a gigantic missile that will rizz you up and then explode. 

    Now we were making some progress. Except now Queeon Queen unleashed an unknown weapon that was so powerful that we had to flee. So now we are making new weapons. Now, the weapons are really powerful, so we tested them out, and now Queeon is 30 times WORSE than the last time I tested the Gyat Grenade. Now I'll tell you the weapons and what they are tomorrow.   

        Aug. 20                                                   Queeon

    Okay, I told you yesterday that I was going to tell you the weapons, so here they are. 

    There's the Sigma trident, where you can throw the trident and it comes back to you after traveling 20 miles in 2 seconds. 

    And then there's the Frenzy bomb, where the bomb just explodes anywhere it chooses, spreading out even MORE frenzy bombs, two times the size and explosion. So for the Frenzy Bomb, we'll put on armor. In fact, we're putting on armor no matter what.