Hi, you guys!! Today I'll be giving 2 MILLION DOLLARS to one lucky girl!! And even adding them on Minecraft!!

Is that Aphmau?'

Oh! And there's a girl right now! LOOK!

And what's YOUR name, sweetie?

Clover.

Well, good news, Clover, you just won 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!

OMG!! From APHMAU?!?! THANKS!!

CUT!

What do you think you were doing, uggo?!

Getting 2 Million Dollars and meeting Aphmau?

No - I mean yes. BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY SUB TO ME!! AGAIN!!

CONGARTS!! You have just won 2 MILLION DOLLARS cutie!!

OMG!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! Sub to her now, please!!

Cut.

By the way, you're not getting 2 million dollars. It's fake. I'm not adding you either. My friend Kim is pretending. Anyways, Kc, can I see it?

Wow. Aphmau looks so nice in videos, she even fooled me. But she's actually RUDE!!

Back at the adoption center...

3, 2, 1 ACTION!!

Wait, what??

Hey, everyone!! I'm going to be adopting someone at this adoption center today and donating 2 million dollars to them!! SUB FOR MORE!!