Wairyt... Id dis might? 

"..."

Oh.

Sorry.

I just learned how to write and spell. I'm an ocelot, okay?? It's hard to learn to write AND spell. I mean, how many ocelots do you know that can read and write?

Anyways, let me introduce myself. My name is Reese.

Tuesday

So please don't go up to people and tell them, "Hey! Did you know that Reese didn't know how to spell OR write? I know! It's hilarious!"

"Haha! LOL!"

Please.

Just DON'T.

Anyways, you might be wondering how I learned to read and write. 
My mom taught me.

Not very interesting, huh. Well, what if I told you that a VILLAGER taught her? 

That's right.

A VILLAGER.

You might also be wondering how the villager taught my mom.

Well, they can apparently talk to animals... which is kinda strange. Ok, REALLY strange with a capital "R". Oh wait, I already added a capital "R"...

You know what I mean. 

So Aurelia (the villager) taught my mom how to write and spell, and then she taught me.

ANYways... I want to tell you something interesting. No, wait its better than "interesting". It's... It's... Um......... It's rea-

Sorry. My mom wanted me to take out the rotten fish. Can rotten fish even exist in Minecraft?! 

I have no idea. It does here. UNFORTUNATELY. 

Back to what I was saying. 

It's amazing! (why didn't I say that before?!?)

A REAL warrior came to our village!!! Can you see the exclamation points?!?!?!? 

Wow. So many of them.

That's how excited I am!!!!!!!!

You might be like, "Why is he so excited?? It's ONLY a warrior. He'll probably loot your village, steal your beds, take your fish, and take your fishing rod."

(totally didn't happen before... ok, fine, you got me...it did happen...)

Well let me tell you, I wanted to actually MEET this adventurer. I mean I wanted to actually  talk to him. Why? 

Because I want to go on adventures with him. 

That's right. I want to be the FIRST adventuring ocelot Minecraft has ever seen!

So tomorrow, I want to go talk to him.

Wednesday

Before I go talk to him, I thought that you might want a drawing of me.

Please keep in mind that I'm not a pro at writing or spelling, so be aware that my drawing might give you nightmares.

Oh, and my mom suggested that I put a "picture" of myself into this diary. 

There's one at on the cover of my diary, but I obviously didn't draw that.

So, here goes.

But I'm warning you...

        (THIS IS WHY I DON'T DRAW, MOM)

Tail

Me                 Sorry if you have nightmares.

Now that I got THAT over with, lets talk about that warrior.

I had asked around for a TOUGH looking guy and finally found him. He was next to the village fountain.

I wasn't able to talk to him right away, because he was busy trading/talking with a villager.

"Okay" I thought. "I'll wait until he's done." Well, he ended up talking to him a for a long time. I did overhear him talking about monsters, corrupted areas, and possibly an invasion. I had no idea what he was talking about, so I went home. (wait, did he say invasion?! huh.) 

So I decided to wait until tomorrow. 

Wow. 

The day REALLY flew bye. Well, as I'm writing this, I am in bed. 

I fel kindao tqireud.

Mayfe iyt's jost me, butw alm i speling wong?

I fink i ned slep...*

"..."

*Maybe it's just me, but am I spelling wrong? I think I need sleep...

Thursday

I was hoping to catch up to that warrior before school started. I eventually found him but when he saw me, he ran.

I don't know what his problem was.

I decided that he didn't want to chat, and went to school.

At school, I rushed through my schoolwork. I guess I was going too fast because my teacher had to tell me multiple times to slow down.

I finally finished school and went looking for that adventurer. I went to the last place I saw him,

                        The Village Fountain.

I looked around the fountain and nearby homes, but couldn't find him.

I was about to give up when I heard screams. 

distant screams.

I ran as fast as I could to see where the sound came from, and found that zombies were surrounding villagers. 

In broad daylight. 

How was that even possible?!? 
I did notice that they all had helmets on. 

Maybe the helmets protected them from the sun? 

I don't know.

They looked like this,

Scary, huh? By the way, I didn't draw that zombie. It's so... realistic...

You could probably tell that I didn't draw that because of my drawing of, um, "me".

The person who drew the picture of that zombie and the image on the cover of this diary was written by the same person, Oreo.

Oreo is my one of my best friends. 

She agreed to draw the pictures in this diary if I pay her 6 tropical fish every two days.

That's soooo expensive. 

Here's why. 

My family eat a total of around 4 fish a day. It takes my dad about 2 hours to get all that fish.

Now Oreo wants 6 fish every two days.

Crazy, right? 

Anyways, back to the zombies-that-aren't-burning-in-the-sun-most-likely-because-of-their-annoying-helmets.

I was going to run for help, when someone ran out of a villager's house and defeated the mobs by themself.

Can you guess who it was? Can you?

If you said the warrior, then your right.

It went something like this,

1. He heard the villagers cries.

2. He ran out of the house.

3. He defeated the mobs (without hesitation).

He looks sooo cool!!!

(did I mention how good Oreo was at drawing?)

So then the villagers naturally thank the adventurer and quickly walk away. 

I realized this was my chance. 

I ran up to the adventurer to talk. "Um hi." 

"Hey. Your name's Reece, isn't it?" 

"Yeah. It was pretty cool what you did there."

"It was pretty simple. I've dealt with tons of zombies before. I've never fought many in daytime though..."

I asked the obvious question, "Do you have any idea why they didn't burn?" 

"I think the helmets they wore protected them."

(I was right! probably.)  Oh, and I was wondering... what's your name?"

"Stephen"

"Just... Stephen?"

"Yup. I forgot what my last name was..."

"Like, right now?"

"No, I forgot what it was a while back. Anyways, I gotta go."

I didn't think he would say yes to what I asked next, "Um, alright... talk to you tomorrow?"

"Sure."

Oh. I guess he said yes...      Awesome!

That was so cool! It didn't sound like it, but I was really excited! I've never talked to an adventurer before!     

I was like this afterward,                                   

>)  ᗜ  < (≧ᗜ≦(≧ᗜ≦ (≧ᗜ≦

Anywas i gow to slep now....

Friday

I rushed through my schoolwork, again, and my teacher had to slow me down... again. 

"Reece, you need to focus on your classes! 

Reece, please demonstrate how to organize your chest  for the other students to see!

Reece, come to the cafeteria and clean up everyone's messes!" I was told to do this and do that for the entire day at school.

This happens when a student is rushing through their schoolwork and not learning anything.

When I finally finished school,

(after my teacher gave me extra homework...) 

I went to look for the adventurer.

I went to the village fountain, (because where else would I look) but he wasn't there.

That's when I saw Oreo and Saber. 

Saber was my other best friend. He was also learning how to wield a swor- er, sticks as swords. 

Oreo is a crafting genius. She actually knows how to craft TNT. 

She also knows a lot about redstone (which I barely know anything about.) 

"Hi Reece!" Oreo said excitedly. "Whatcha up to?"

"I'm looking for a guy. You might know him as "Stephen"."

"Afraid not."

"Wait, I think I know who you're talking about. I know where he is." Saber said. "I saw him over there near that villager house." Saber pointed to a cobblestone house about 20 blocks away.

"Alright. I'll go look there. Cya!"

"Bye!"

I went to the villagers house when the villager inside the house stepped out. He was wearing a black robe... Weird. He made me unsure of the situation, so I tried to avoid eye contact...

I was about to ask him if he saw Stephen when he said to me, "Stephen is looking for you. He is at your home now attempting to find you." And then he closed the door.

Uhhh...ok...totally not weird at all...

I tried to ignore what happened when I realized, "Wait. Why exactly does Stephen need me? Is he in trouble? Does he need me for an adventure? Maybe scare of some creepers?

I was thinking about this when I walked home.

I quickly found Stephen and was about to ask what's wrong when he said, 

"Where's your village leader?"

I was confused. Why would he need to talk to our village leader...? Wait. We don't have one.

I replied saying, "Well, Stephen, we... uh... don't have one.

"Oh." 

He seemed to be thinking hard about something. I guess I should have asked why he needed our village leader. (if we had one)

But when I asked him, he said not to worry about it.

But I was still worried. Did this have to do with the possible invasion I heard about earlier?

Suddenly, Stephen said that he had to go.

I was a little disappointed that I couldn't help him. But I knew that he would ask for my help again if he needed it.

At least he makes it interesting around here. He was the one teaching Saber how to use a stick as a weapon. 

I don't know if Stephen wanted Saber to learn, or if Saber wanted to learn.

Stephen also teaches the new combat class that opened up at the school. It's my favorite class.

I wasn't able to talk with Stephen when the class was done because he leaves right after.

Before Stephen arrived, it was like this most of the time.

1: I wake up.

2: I eat breakfast.

3: I go to school.

4: Me, Oreo, and Saber play.

5: I eat supper.

6: I go to bed.

Not very exciting, right?

After Stephen arrived it was usually like this.

1: I wake up excitedly (the key word being "excitedly")

2: I eat breakfast quickly

3: I go to school where I learn more about my favorite subject, combat, taught be Stephen.

4: Me, Oreo, and Saber pretend were fighting zombies. Or creepers. Or skeletons. Or all of them.

5: I eat supper that's shaped liked mobs. (don't ask how)

6: I go to bed super exhausted. 

It's way better than what it used to be.

If you read my diary before Stephen arrived, it would've look like this,

Will Reece plant the potato?? Will he??? Will he??????

Find out in diary entry 4,552,745!!!!!!!!

I sure hope I can!

Coming soon... 

Diary entry 4,552,746:

Will Reece EAT the potato? 

Will he??????? 

Will he??????????????

Boring, right?

Well, that took me forever to write.

Especially those large, red, underlined, italicized, words! Now it's almost bedtime...

Oh, great, now Oreo is laughing at what I wrote...

I think I'll go to bed now.

I'ms gegttikng toired... noqt aginn...*

*I'm getting tired... not again...