I HAVE A MUSIC TEACHER

SHE'S TRAINING ME TO SING

BUT WHEN I OPEN UP MY MOUTH

WE HEAR THE STRANGEST THING

A CROAKING SOUND I CAN'T EXPLAIN

SENDS TEACHER IN A WHIRL

ONCE I SAW HER HOLD HER EARS

AND THEN HER LIP WOULD CURL

IT'S FROM A FROGGY IN MY THROAT

MY TEACHER TOLD ME SO

AND HOW HE EVER GOT THERE

WELL, NOONE REALLY KNOWS

I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM

HE MUST PLAY HIDE AND SEEK

CAUSE WHEN I OPENED UP MY MOUTH

I'VE TRIED TO SNEAK A PEEK

I PRACTICE AND I THINK I SING

AND FOLLOW EVERY NOTE

BUT SOON THAT LITTLE FROGGY SOUND

STARTS CROAKING IN MY THROAT

SO TEACHER SAT ME DOWN ONE DAY

AND SWEETLY AS COULD BE

SHE TRIED TO TELL ME SINGING

MAY NOT BE SO RIGHT FOR ME