This is what happened

 Have you ever seen Mercury and Venus crash into pieces? This happened on 3049/1/6, 6 days ago, attacking Earth. The alien army is called the XvlTqRp army, and he wanted to rule the Earth, so he went to the planet…

“XvlTqRb demanded, shaking his fist angrily at XvlTqRp, " You must go and take this blue planet and give it to me!” 

“Why do I need to do what he says?” XvlTqRp thought to himself. He nodded and agreed to do it, but didn’t want to. He called his army and prepared.

I want the planet

fine.

This is what happened when the people and the alien were fighting

arf

On the way to the blue planet, a soldier called him and said they were far away from Earth and from us. XvlTqRp became casual, crashed Venus and Mercury into pieces, and blasted into the sun at the speed of light. After escaping the sun, he reached a planet filled with green islands, landing on white land. The heat of the sun on his UFO melted the North Pole and triggered a typhoon from Iceland to Argentina. XvlTqRp flew to a place resembling a sweet potato because he detected that all the strongest people on Earth would be there once he arrived.

Seconds later, almost everyone saw the UFO, and they screamed. The people on Earth prepared all of the strongest weapons. Then they gathered all the captains of the world together to discuss techniques. Just after they finished discussing it, the  UFO landed.

 The alien XvlTqRp told them his power surpassed all their weapons and they should give up so they could suffer less, but no one believed him. They fired all they had at the UFO and the alien. After 7 hours of non-stop firing, the alien disappeared, and all humans thought they had defeated him.

Then, the alien attacked Bobby Baddy Babut, the President of America, at light speed, and everyone noticed that the alien wasn’t hurt at all. Everyone began hitting and bombing again, but nothing worked, and all they could do was scream!

ARRK!!!

The alien started to fight back. Then a normal guy named Ron called a hero to come and save Earth and defeat XvlTqRp. The hero, named U.S.P., said okay. He asked the bug-eyed guy where Earth was, and the bug-eyed guy said, “Somewhere in the multiverse! ”  And then U.S.P. asked a normal-eyed guy where Earth is, and the normal-eyed guy said, 'Somewhere in the universe!'

V.S.

GET OUTTA HERE!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So the U.S.P. asked a 4-eyed guy, and it said, “999999 light years away.” After 7 hours, the U.S.P. saw Earth. Only 38 humans had remained on Earth by then, and the strongest one yelled, “I will defeat you no matter how strong you are!” XvlTQrP laughed and said, “You will be the first one to be defeated.” Then, he repositioned his back and kicked him 799 kilometers. His son tried to escape in the car, but the alien blocked. He said, “Pic?” and the son replied, “PIC!?” The alien used the ice machine and turned him into a snowman.