BACON!

Kingston the poodle wanted a piece of bacon.

"May I have one?" He asked Tina.

"No, said Tina." You already had two.

Kingston sighed.

"TWO PIECES OF BACON IS NOT ENOUGH BACON!"

"It's enough for today," said Tina.

Kingston put his paws on his head.

"WE NEED TO TALK!"

BACON! 

"I am a very IMPORTANT POODLE," Kingston announced." I won Best Looking Dog at the dog park!"

Tina nodded. "You are very good looking."

"That's why , I deserve another piece of bacon!"

"Being good looking doesn't make you a bacon master," said Tina.

Kingston stopped wagging his tail.

RUFF. But fair.

BACON!

Kingston gave an enormous sigh.

"Think about a poor, hungry poodle," he whined. "A poodle with nothing in his tummy. A poodle who might be sad forever!"

Tina pouted. "Are you really that hungry?"

"I mean... I had lunch."

"And two pieces of bacon."

"THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE!"

Tina gave Kingston a hug.

"I know that you really want another piece."

Kingston became wide eyed. 

"So I can get another?"

"No, but I still love you."

BACON! 

Kingston took a deep breath.

"Okay, Tina. What if I save my piece of bacon for tomorrow?"

Tina smiled. "I think that's a great idea."

"And I will not take the cat's biscuit."

Tina laughed. "Okay, you can have your usual treat tomorrow. Deal?"

Tina shook his paw.

"DEAL!"