This book is dedicated to...

Russell, Caleb, and Joseph

Preview audio:

storyj.mp/acv5r4j2qus7

WHY I Didn't GO TO SCHOOL

Next week, I start fifth grade. Since I've never been to a real school before, I am pretty much totally and completely petrified. People think that I haven't gone to school because of the way I look, but it's not that. It's because of all the surgeries I've had. Twenty-seven since I was born. The bigger ones happened before I was even four years old, so I don't remember those. But I've had two or three surgeries every year since then (some big, some small) and because I'm little for my age, and I have some other medical mysteries that doctors never really figured out, I used to get sick a lot. That's why my parents decided it would be better if I didn't go to school. I'm much stronger now though. The last surgery I had was eight months ago, and I probably won't have to have anymore for another couple of years. Mom homeschools me. She used to be a children's-book illustrator. She draws really great fairies and mermaids. Her boy stuff isn't so hot, though. She once tried to draw me a Darth Vader, but it ended up looking like some weird mushroom-shaped robot.

I haven't seen her draw anything in a long time. I think she's too busy taking care of me and Via. I can't say I always wanted to go to school because that wouldn't exactly be true. What I wanted was to go to school, but only if I could be like every other kid going to school. Have lots of friends and hang out after school and stuff like that. I have a few really good friends now. Christopher is my best friend, followed by Zachary and Alex. We've known each other since we were babies. And since they've always known me the way I am, they're used to me. When we were little, we used to have playdates all the time, but then Christopher moved to Bridgeport in Connecticut. That's more than an hour away from where I live in North River Heights, which is at the top of Manhattan. And Zachary and Alex started going to school. It's funny; even though Christopher's the only one who moved far away, I still see him more than I see Zachary and Ales. They all have these new friends now. If we bump into each other on the street, they're still nice to me though. They always say hello.