I dedicate this book to my friends.

Potatoes

Patrick and Pete were perfect potatoes. They lived an okay life in a supermarket.

There was only one problem. Patrick never had any fun,

he was always worrying and was never done.

One sunny Saturday, Tom and his wife went to buy some potatoes from the shop. Tom happened to pick Patrick and Pete.

They were taken to Tom's kitchen. Where they met new friends.

All of a sudden their friends were taken away,

they never came back, not even for a day.

Ahhhhhhh!

Help me!

Everyday Patrick and Pete watch them eat.

They only stopped when there was no more meat.

Don't just sit there and hang your head,

Let's do something else, something fun instead.

Patrick? Do you know what's happening?

No! One thing I do know is that this can't be good!