The thing that ran across my mind when I saw this thing with paper and squiggly lines on the paper was, Is this food? Who left it here? What is this? Can I play with it? I looked at the swirly lines. I somehow knew what they meant. It said, 'Wolves walk on four paws. They eat meat and pee by trees. They howl at night. They like to fight each other. They live in groups called packs.' Hey, that's rude! We do NOT howl EVERY night! Only on special occasions! And, FYI, we do NOT like to fight each other!! But, other than that, its pretty accurate. I pick up the thing and take it with me in my jaws. I run back to my pack and let them take a look at it. "COUGH! Hey, what is this?!" A packmate asks. "I dunno. Lemme see."I said.

It says, 'WOLFS. THE ACCURATE BOOK ON WOLFS.' "Its a BOOK, apparently!" I say. "Weird!! Never heard of it." Another packmate says. "I'm goin' out for walk." I say as i pick up the book. I run back to the place that i found the BOOK, and I find several others. WHODA THUNK IT?! I look at one that has a small pink thing that has a white thing on its bottom part. I sniff it. Smells like the wolf BOOK. I open it with my snout, and Look at the lines. 'CHAPTER 1. How to teach babies to walk. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. I DON'T KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM NOT AN EXPERT ON BABIES BLAH BLAH BLAH. Put one foot over the other BLAH BLAH BLAH if they fall, HOW TO STAND UP! Sit on your knees.

Put out one leg with a foot (DUH!) and push on it. Do the other with your other leg with a foot (DUH!).' Innnnttterrrresssstingg!!! I wanna try that!! I fall down, ( I guess) and I put one leg out, it hurts when I push on it, and soon, I'm on my hind legs. WHODA THUNK IT?! I put one foot in front of the other....vise versa....WHOA I'M MOVING!! I GOTTA SHOW THE PACK!! I run on FOUR paws to the pack, and STAND up in front of them. "ITS A HUMAN!!!" One of my clan mates yell. HUMAN?! EEEW!!! they SHOVE me out of the pack territory. I walk faster and faster on my hind legs. soon I'm at the edge of the forest. I suddenly see a HUGE piece of metal on something black. the trail the metal

thing gives off spells like REALLY BAD WOLF FARTS! I walk on the black stuff. its warm to my feet. "WEREWOLF!!!" A HUMAN (EEEWWWW!!!) yells. Several others run for there lives (Do humans even have lives, or are they just robots or STRANGE wolves or something?!). I walk across the black thing, to a grey-ish tan thing. Its this thing I'm standing on a WOLF?! Its not furry... "HEY DUDE! WHERES YOUR PACK, MAN?!" I yell (Its growling for humans) to the 'THING'. Several humans run. More pieces of metal drive down the black stuff. A human (So sickening to even SAY that word! HUMAN) with something that flashes light at me comes close. Humans start to yell. Someone takes my furry arm, and

they run off with me. "Hey, Bro! Ain't that a

nice werewolf costume! Ye' gonna take it off soon? Yo scarin' peeps BAD!" The dude says. I yelp and bare my two inch long fangs at them. HEY, LIKE WOLF BREATH?! "AHHHHHH! ITS REALLY A WEREWOLF!!" The dude says as he falls over, screaming. I get down on FOUR paws and lick his face. He screams more. I run on two legs. Some HUGGGEEEEEEE piece of metal comes screaming up to me, and a bro comes out (that other 'DUDE' taught me 'BRO') and grabs me with a HUGE net. HEY!! HELP!! LEMME OUT!! I start to howl and growl angrily. Oh, by the way, if you can't all ready tell, I do NOT like to be in a net! This is SO not comfy! HELLLPPPPP!!!!

"BILL! PUT IT DOWN!" A bro shouts (What kind of WORD is BRO?!). I run free, and I look around the place. A human comes up to me. "Hi! Whats your name?" The ask. What is this new feeling.....HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! ITS NOT MATING SEASON!! "Wrrrufffrrrrggggrrrrawwwgggrrr!!" I growl, COMPLETELY confuzzled on what to say or even DO. "Can you talk, WOLFIE?!" The girl says. "Wooolllgrrrrfff!!" I say. "almost!!" The girl cheers. "Woolllfffff?!" I say. "WOLF!! GOOD JOB!!" SHE says. "W-w-what when where why?" I ask. HOW DID I MANAGE TO SAY THAT?! "Is tis' it me you good bad no yes thank you your welcome?" I ask. I am SO amazing!! "HUMAN EEW GROSS?" I say. "No! Humans are NOT gross."

she says, and takes me by the arm. Liar liar, pants on fire! "What...is...place?" I ask with a new word. "This city?! Don't you know? This is Craftfox city!" The girl says. Okay....Mating season is OVER! Lady, I was born yesterday into this WEIRD new world! How am I supposed to know?! "Me...Wolf...me....no....know.....city...Help...lady?" I ask. She gasps. "Are you a wolf?!" She asks. "Yes. Wolf howl growl snarl bite." I say. She laughs. "Follow." She says. Hardly know the meaning of the word. Honest. I go with her. She goes into this BIGGGGGGGG box with a triangle on the top. "Honey is that you?" Some chubby lady asks. "Yes, mom!" The girl says. "Rose! Who might this be?!" The lady asks. "A talking, walk

ing, wolf!" 'ROSE' says. "Rose....good? Me can no talk...good?" I ask. The chubby motions me to sit down on a 'chair'. "Say, is a at the i this thing girl boy are or female male." The chubby lady says. "Is....Rose....Good? Are...YOU...good?" I ask. "Yes, wolfie. we are good." Rose says. "Name...Wolfie?" I ask. "Sure, if you want it to be," The chubby lady says. "Oh, Wolfie, meet my mom," Rose says. did she say MEAT?! "Meat!! MEATTTTT HUNGRRRRYYYY!!" I say. "Rose, will you go make this handsome man a sandwich?" 'MOM' says. Rose goes into the kitchen. A few minutes later, Rose has me a nice fat sandwich. I bite it. "YUMMY!" I yell. Rose claps. "So, Wolfie, do you need a home?" Mom says. "Yes I Do," I say with my