Ok buster. This is your 1st warning. DON'T GO FURTHER.

Hmmm....you don't seem to understand. You probably don't know that the whole time you have been reading, a little button is hidden on all of these pages watching your every move! MWWWAAAHHHH!!! HAHAHA! He he! LOL. Laugh. Chuckle. ETC. Sorry, but you will never find the button. Well, you might, but the chances are low............there is a prize at the end....I'm serious. Ha! You should of seen the look on your face! But I never said I was telling the truth. And I never said I was lying! So you will just have to find out! I eventually won't let you get away with this. Next time you turn the page, the world will explode.

BOOM!

Hope you're happy! You just blew the world up! Sikko. Well, you didn't blow up me couz i'm just text. Ha. In your dead face. Wait. How are you reading this if you're dead? Hmm...you have uh......you've um....{CLEARS THROAT}...defied the laws of physics. Wow. Ok. Hmm. I gotta go lay down for a little bit.

Perhaps you should know a little about me. Once I was walking down a road and I came to a little house. I walked inside and there was a chest. I opened the chest and inside was.....................................................zzzzzzzz.............ZzzzZz..........ZZzzzzzzzZzZzzZ....Huh? Oh yeah the story! Ok so, I opened the chest and inside was a book. And do you know what it said? It said....

DO NOT READ DO NOT READ

Ok buster. This is your 1st warning. DON'T GO FURTHER.

Hmmm....you don't seem to understand. You probably don't know that the whole time you've been reading, a little button is hidden on all of these pages watching your every move! MWWWAAAHHHH!!! HAHAHA! He he! LOL. Laugh. Chuckle. ETC. Sorry, but you will never find the button. Well, you might, but the chances are low............there is a prize at the end....I'm serious! Ha! You should of seen the look on your face! But I never said I was telling the truth. And I never said I was lying! So you will just have to find out! I eventually won't let you get away with this. Next time you turn the page, the world will explode.