I thought we went over this already. Oh by the way if you haven't read my first book, read it before this one. I mean don't.

Hmm...I told you in my last book not to read these books. You will be punished! Somehow. You probably forgot that there is a button on all of these pages watching you and that there may be a prize at the end! But an elephant never forgets! Or somewhere along those lines....so, uh...do you like cartoons? Or paint? You should. This is awkward. But I'm Mr. Nice Guy no more. NEXT TIME YOU TURN THIS PAGE, YOUR SCREEN WILL CRACK!!!! MWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Ha ha. Loser. You cracked your screen! Or book....I don't know what your reading this from. But, I will find you! You can't run but you can hide! Wait..isn't it the other way around? I'll look that up. Ok you probably are sitting down now, so the only way I won't hurt you is if you stand up and shout, "Cheeseburgers are yummy and I will stop reading this!" Oh and also close the book. Come on....do it.....Fine. Meanie. Party pooper. Knucklehead. Dummy. ETC. Are you bored? So this would be a great time to stop reading. Well that didn't work. You know I lost interest trying to stop you a long time ago. I'm serious. I stopped caring a while ago. So now that I've lost interest.....STOP READING!!!!!
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I thought we went over this already. Oh by the way if you haven't read my first book, read it before this one. I mean don't.

Hmm...I told you in my last book not to read these books. You will be punished! Somehow. You probably forgot that there is a button on all of these pages watching you and that there may be a prize at the end! But an elephant never forgets! Or somewhere along those lines....so, uh...do you like cartoons? Or paint? You should. This is awkward. But I'm Mr. Nice Guy no more. NEXT TIME YOU TURN THIS PAGE, YOUR SCREEN WILL CRACK!!!! MWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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