Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

"Hey, mom can I be a comedian?"
"Johnny, I thought we agreed that you would be a brain surgeon!"
"Na, mom, you have to wash your hands too much!"
Johnny wants to be a stand up comic!







"Did you hear about the frog who was green with envy? that's strange, neither did I!"
Johnny stood for hours in front of the mirror practicing his jokes! His jokes were as stale as three day old soda with no fizz!
"Hey mom, the school is having a variety show next week can I enter it as a comedian?"
"Johnny, you will have to get dads OK!"





"Son, tell me a joke!"
"I give up,why?"
"Sure dad, why did the elephant cross the road?"
"Cause, the hotel clerk wanted to check- in his trunk!"





"Son, you can enter the show with one condition! That is that you won't tell any chicken jokes! You know how your mother breaks out in hives after running over that rooster at her dad's 100th birthday party!"





Johnny trys out a new joke on his little brother Bob!
"Bob, why did the cat get a rod & reel?"
" I don't get it"
"He wanted to be a catfish!"




"Susie, Did you hear about the monkey who couldn't climb trees?"
"His mom grounded him for trying to be the top banana!"
" I don't get it!"


"I don't get it Johnny!
Johnny trys out his routine on his best friend Joe!
"Hey Joe, why did the football player run backwards?"
"He wanted to rewind his career!"


Johnny takes the stage and starts his comic routine!
"Did you hear about the guy who was kicked off the golf course?......he had a "goat tee"
"Did you hear about the kid who was kicked off the swimming team?....he was allergic to
butterfly's!"
Suddenly, the crowd erupts with laughter & applause!

A big Hollywood producer is in the audience and is blown away by Johnny's routine and wants to meet him after his gig!
Wow, that boy is funny!
"Best jokes I've ever heard!"



Back stage the producer offers Johnny $ 5000.00 a week to do his comedy routine at his new Chicken restaurant in Bel-Air called the Cluck & Cackle.
"OK,I will!"
"Talk to your mom and Dad and see if they will approve!"
Back at home, Johnny talks to the family about the offer in Bel-Air!
"Mom, and dad there is just one catch to the comedy job, I'll have to wear a Chicken outfit and tell at least one chicken joke an hour!
"Now son, you know your mother is allergic to chicken jokes & and anything chicken related!"
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Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

"Hey, mom can I be a comedian?"
"Johnny, I thought we agreed that you would be a brain surgeon!"
"Na, mom, you have to wash your hands too much!"
Johnny wants to be a stand up comic!







"Did you hear about the frog who was green with envy? that's strange, neither did I!"
Johnny stood for hours in front of the mirror practicing his jokes! His jokes were as stale as three day old soda with no fizz!
"Hey mom, the school is having a variety show next week can I enter it as a comedian?"
"Johnny, you will have to get dads OK!"
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