You would never assume that a jolly old man would be such a horrible criminal- guilty of 1.5 billion counts of tresspassing, 1 count of breaking and entering, possesion of marijuana, and even owning exotic animals!!

Early morning December 25th police recieved a call about a man in a red fur suit, with a sliegh, 8 reindeer, and a big, bulky sack on top of a neighbors roof!!

The police sieze him immiediatly, taking his reindeer. After driving him to the county jail, the authorities immediatly start taking statements from the family who called 911, the Schwacaldoodles.