Dedicated to our future selves who will NEVER have bad manners in the cafeteria ever again.
Inspired by 17 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do Anymore by Jenny Offill and Nancy Carpenter.

I had an idea that I would leave my seat in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to get out of my seat anymore. By Bella
I had an idea that I would chase my friends around the cafeteria.
I’m not going to chase my friends around the cafeteria anymore. By Gus
I had an idea that I would throw food in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to throw food in the cafeteria anymore.
By Justice
I had an idea that I would push against the gym door.
I’m not going to push against the gym door any more.
By Zeke
I had an idea that I would scream in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to scream in the cafeteria anymore.
By Cara
I had an idea I would pound on the tables in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to pound on the tables in the cafeteria anymore.
By Caden
I had an idea that I would start drama in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to start drama in the cafeteria ever again.
By Aidan
I had an idea that I would play telephone in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to play telephone in the cafeteria anymore.
By Matt B.
I had an idea that I would get up and hug a 5th grader in the cafeteria.
I am not going to hug a 5th grader in the cafeteria anymore.
By Olivia
I had an idea that I would buy food for other people in the cafeteria.
I am not going to buy food for other people in the cafeteria anymore.
By Joseph
I had an idea that I would do a split in the cafeteria.
I am not going to do a split in the cafeteria anymore.
By Matt O.
I had an idea that I would jump up on the seats in the cafeteria.
I am not going to jump up on the seats in the cafeteria anymore.
By Chelsea
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Dedicated to our future selves who will NEVER have bad manners in the cafeteria ever again.
Inspired by 17 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do Anymore by Jenny Offill and Nancy Carpenter.

I had an idea that I would leave my seat in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to get out of my seat anymore. By Bella
I had an idea that I would chase my friends around the cafeteria.
I’m not going to chase my friends around the cafeteria anymore. By Gus
I had an idea that I would throw food in the cafeteria.
I’m not going to throw food in the cafeteria anymore.
By Justice
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