To my brothers: Preston and Jordan, who LOVE Minecraft!!!

Hi! I'm Alex and I live here, with Steve! Just a heads up, he's suuuuuper crazy!! Anyway, that's our home! I know it's a mansion, but it's home!!!! Sooooo, about today! Today we are going to The End!!! I can not wait! I'm like jumping out of my pants.... but not, of course! I can't tell, but I think Steve is happy to go also! It's time to go? OKAY!! We're going to go not too far from here... we're here, let's start the portal!!

I don't have any end portal, do you Steve? No? Well, then can you go and find some, please? Yes, okay! I have the ender pearls! I can NOT WAIT to go to The End World!!! Steve? Steve, you got the end portal! Yay! Okay, I'm putting the end portal there and there, done! Well, Steve and I made the portal! Steve, Steve.....STEVE!! Oh, there you are, are you ready? Yes? Let's go!!!

Well Steve, we're here.... Steve, Steve are you serious?? Stop... Wait... Hold on!! See what I mean, Steve is CRAZY!!! He keeps on leaving me alone! He is very, very, very, weird like that! (GASP) When is he going to stop!! Steve..... PLEASE!!!! I'm SOOOOO glad I brought some milk, because my health is low! He's slowing down!!! YAAAAY! Oh nooo... an ender dragon!

Steve!!!! Really! Oh my.... Steve why did you come here?? Steve, I'm going to help! NO?? Okayyyy.... OUCH! that must have hurt! Steve!!! NOOOOOO! Oh wait, you drank a healing...... OMG!!!! You destroyed it! WOOHOO!!! Wait, another one! Steve! Stop, just run away! Please! Nononononononono!!!!! Steve... Steve! You did it! You destroyed two dragons!!

Okay, the ender dragon is gone... good!! Okay, time to leave! Let's go. Steve follow me. DO NOT RUN AWAY!! Steve, do not, PLEASE do not run away this time! I'm still tired from the last time you ran away!! Steve NOOOO stop running...... OOHHHHH you're running to the portal!!! Oh, okay! Let's go! (GASP) We're here! You go first Steve, then I'll go!

Oh thank goodness! We are BACK!!!! I've never been so happy to see..... OMG!! Pigs! That could be so good for dinner tonight! Sorry, I got a little crazy for a second. Steve, before you leave me again, you get one pig and I get the other one, okay? Good, now let's do this! Okay, that was suuuuuuper gross, but it's over! Let's go home Steve!