HIIIII!!! I'm Alex and I live in this mansion right here! This is my part of my living room!! (Not the main one!) Okay, enough about me, more about Steve! Steve is SUPER crazy!! If you read my last book, then you know that Steve always leaves me alone when I least expect it!! I know, it's really weird! Guess what though, today we are going camping!! I CAN NOT WAIT!!!

Steve! your back! Thank goodness! I was about to go without you!! Anyway, it's time to go! Yes Steve, the campsite is not that far from here. Come on, lets go! Okay Steve, so I told our handyman to set up camp, I bet it's going to be AWESOME!!! Yes Steve, I told him to go and do it a week ago, with enough food and milk. OH MY GOODNESS!!! This is our campsite!!! I love it, don't you? Yes, great! Okie dokie, so this is our campsite!!

Oh my... it's nighttime already!! Let's go to bed, Steve! Steve... STEVE!!! OH COME ON!!! Steve left me, but I can still see him! I'm going to get him! STEVE, STEVE, Steve..... oh, your fighting A BUNCH of mobs!! What? Wait, what? Don't help you, why? UGH! I guess I'll just sit and watch. I really want to help, but I can't! Why does Steve always run to fight mob? WHY! Huh... you defeated the mobs!! YAY!! Let's go back to camp to sleep!!

(YAWN) Hey Steve.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! You tamed a creeper? Oh, okaaaay. Steve I'm going to make breakfast, you STAY THERE!! Okay I'm going to tell you guys this, I don't know why, but ever since mom and dad have left he's been acting really weird. We don't talk a lot about mom or dad, this is the first time I've ever talked about them in one of my books. Well, that's that, so while we were talking about that, I made breakfast! After we eat, Steve we're going on a hike and yes, you can bring your creeper...

Okay!!! Time to go!! Steve, why are you on a pig? You are going to ride it? Oh Steve... do you even have a carrot on a stick?? No, then you can't ride it! You've had that pig for a long time, and it earned your trust? So, it'll move without a carrot on a stick? Yes.... okaaaaay? Well it seems like Steve is riding a pig on the hike without a carrot on a stick! Oh gosh! Look at the time! Come on Steve and pig, it's time to go!

We're back from the hike! At least I am! Steve is somewhere I don't know of! On no!!! It's dark! Steve is going to have to fight some mobs!! I need to go and find him... wait, he's right there! Steve, why did you trick me? You ran here? That makes no sense AT ALL, but whatever! STEVE! There's a skeleton behind you! OOH!! Steve, make it fall off the side of the mountain! Good, you did it! Let's go to bed now!