Dedicated to Mary Anim-Addo

It's the beginning of summer vacation and the only thing I plan to do all the way through it is stay home, but apparently my parents {AND Harman} all wanted to go to the BEACH FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE SUMMER and I have really bad memories with the beach, which I still don't want to talk about with ANY BODY. Today we started packing for are trip to the beach and believe me all you have to pack are bathing suits and sun dresses.

Chapter 1: Vacation SAVAGE

After we were done packing we went into the car for are trip to the beach house and beach. When we got there I was stunned because the beach house that we were supposed to stay in looked like a horror house and it was right smack in the middle of the woods and I could see the horror on my parents faces. It turns out this whole trip was scam because when I asked my dad how far the beach was from here and he said: "7 miles". But the worst part was the ROOMS my room was upstairs so I had to go all the way up and guess what I found in my room. RATS! RATS! and more rats I was so shocked that I ran down the stairs tripped and didn't care and I was closing my eyes the whole time so I didn't even know where I was going I was 4 miles away from that house. I finally opened my eyes and I saw I was in the middle of NO WHERE! { upset for a quiet stream at the end of the forest.} I was stunned I never knew I was so afraid of rats!

Okay so let me re-phrase that I am totally spooked of rats, and I always have been afraid of rats but right now I just need to focus on getting home if I can find it. "Well" I am totally lost now all because of my fear of RATS oh how I hate rats evil souled little creatures and now i'm stuck in the wild with way worse animals than rats, and I can't even call my parents because there's no connection out here! which STINKS because an hours already passed and i'm still not home, I hate rats even more for this, and when I get home I swear I will never be nice to a rat AGAIN.It was getting late and I was getting really hungry so I just washed leaves in water and ate them but it would taste better cooked. After my dinner of leaves in water I decided to get some sleep which wasn't very easy if your sleeping on a bed of STICKS and LEAVES.The next day I would set out to find my Mom and Dad and maybe brother, then I yawned and fell asleep.

The next day was Monday and when I woke up I new what I had to do, take a bath 'cause I stank!. After my bath I dried off {with a million leaves} I started to venture off and find my Parents but not my brother and his pesky rats.It turns out I was just lazy because when I started walking I saw that the so called paradise house was right next to where I had been so it wasn't 4 miles it wasn't even 1! I knocked on the door and I was surprised that someone answered! so that proves that no one cares about me.Okay let me re-phrase something AGAIN my family does care about me they were even looking for me right now! because when I rang the doorbell some weird looking lady answered it, I don't mean to be rude or any thing but she looked a day over 90. I asked her where my parents were and she said the were in the forest looking for ME, so I asked her what she was doing and she said she was watching over the house in case I came back and I did. That lady was giving me the creeps so I asked her if I could call my parents to tell them i'm "okay" but she said "NO" because they'd be back in -

an hour so I was going to be stuck with this lady for a whole entire HOUR.

Chapter 2 : A Real Vacation

All I have to say right now is WOW just WOW, that lady was so not made for children because all she let me do was watch TV and you probably think thats a good thing but its NOT because the only channel on the TV was the news and that old witch made me sit down and watch it for an entire half hour, but for the other half I just slept. When I woke up my parents had already come home and something told me they would do ANYTHING to make up for the past two days that i'd been gone for.