Dedicated to Mary Anim-Addo

Chapter 1:Back to Back

Once Upon a time, in a not so far away state {Florida 2018} there lived ME Jessica Lamborts. My life was perfect ! until one day my family got cursed and now I'm a big sister. I would've been fine if Harman was a normal baby like me, but NO he was not.

1st of all when Harman was a baby he cried the first chance he got which was annoying because it was like hearing an ambulance wailing.

2nd of all he was a very fat baby and that was the problem. when he was a baby his weight was 10.2 lb. so Harman was a FAT BABY.

Today is Monday my most least favorite day of the week,every body hates Monday because its the busiest day of the week so any body could agree with that.Anyways when I got to school this morning my arch enemy Ellison McCoy was waiting for me in the front yard of the school, so I did my best not to make eye contact with her and walked into the school yard but I tell you I was wrong to do THAT because the next thing I was face first in a trash can with a wedgie. I ended up missing first period and second because I didn't know how to get out of a trash can, and a bonus! I smelt AWFUL. When I got to the principals office at the end of the day there was basically nothing to do but sit down for TWO WHOLE HOURS, but you know what was worse? if my parents found out that I got detention I would be in big TROUBLE.................................................................................................................

I didn't have time to make a plan so I was just going to have to wing it. When everyone finished dinner I washed every bodies dishes and moped the floor I even cleaned the rats litter box to get to my parents good side, but even after all that work my plot still back fired on me and so that's why I'm stuck here with no dessert for a week.

Chapter 2: The Ellison Problem

You know how I said that my arch enemy was that girl Ellison McCoy ? well her father is George McCoy the BOARD of education George McCoy.So I'm probably going to fail 9th grade because of Ellison. After my parents sent me up to bed early last night, i didn't know they were mad until i woke up this morning. I could tell that they were still mad from last night, but of course they didn't understand because they'd never seen the inside of a TRASH CAN before. After school my parents sat me down for a TALK, and when I sat down they gave me this talk about how now I'm old enough to make the right choices and that now I have to solve my own problems ,and that was a bust because I was going to ask them to help me with the Ellison Problem of 2018, but now I'm on my own.

a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z,.Today is the day I start preschool, yes PRESCHOOL and that's all because my parents left me to make my own decisions and I barely lasted a WHOLE week ,and just as I had suspected Ellison was feeding her dad bad information about me and apparently this was the last straw.I did not intend to spend the day with a bunch of little preschoolers but here I am having snack time and you know the worst part? I LIKED preschool and I bet soon I won't even know what 500+200 equals! and the answer if I stayed here would be BRAINLESS.At the end of the day I had already made two new friends! The next day was a Saturday and I woke up late, so I got out of bed to look in the mirror and straighten my hair.But when I got to the mirror I saw something terrible I was a preschooler and to make a long story short I screamed.But then I woke up and realized it was a dream so I flipped open my science book and started

studying. As you can see in that photo I am now in a regular 9th grade classroom again an I was voted most Improved by Mrs. Susan my english teacher and all of the other classes too! I got a GOOD bonus. My parents won't be mad at me any more. They'll be proud! This means ice cream and dessert!, but the bad thing is Ellison's now mad at me which is BAD because when Ellison's mad she's wicked so she's pretty much going to come up with another idea to ruin my life, and tomorrow is April fools day so I bet MONEY she's going to prank me. I better be prepared for anything on Tuesday even ELLISON.